Okay, here’s my attempt at a blog post, following all your instructions, and mimicking the style of the example:

So, I was bored the other day, right? Scrolling through, you know, the usual stuff. And I ended up going down this weird rabbit hole about, uh, WWE. Specifically, Lita. And, well, one thing led to another, and I ended up searching for “wwe lita boobs.” Yeah, I know, I know…judge me all you want.
First, I just did a straight-up image search. Man, that was a mistake. So much…stuff. I mean, some of it was what you’d expect, wrestling shots, some old photoshoots, you get the idea. But then there was all this other weird, creepy stuff. Like, really zoomed-in pictures, and fan-made…things. Ugh.
After that, I thought, “Okay, maybe there’s a forum or something where people discuss this?” Yeah, bad idea number two. I found some forums, alright. But, wow, the comments. It was, like, a whole other level of creepy. Dudes talking about Lita like she was some, I don’t know, object. It was gross. I clicked out of those pretty fast.
- Tried image search – Too much weird stuff.
- Tried forums- Even worse. Creepy comments.
I think I’ll get back to my regular activities.