Well, let me tell you, this family, they stick together like glue, you know? Roman Reigns, that big strong fella on the TV, he’s got a whole bunch of cousins in that wrestling thing. They all related, somehow, some way. It’s a big family, that Anoa’i family. They from one of them islands, I reckon.
So, this Roman Reigns, he’s the big cheese now. He’s the son of Sika. You remember Sika? He used to wrestle with that other fella, they called ’em The Wild Samoans. Wild is right! Anyway, Sika, he’s Roman Reigns’ daddy. And then there’s these other boys, Jimmy and Jey, they call them The Usos. They’re brothers, twins, I believe. They’re always together. Their daddy is Rikishi. Now Rikishi, he’s a cousin to Sika. See how it goes? Roman Reigns and The Usos, they’re all cousins. Second cousins, maybe? I don’t know. I lose track of all these relations.
Family Tree
That Roman Reigns, he’s always on the TV, beatin’ everybody up. He’s a tough one, that’s for sure. He used to team up with The Usos sometimes. They are a tough bunch. They make a good team. You wouldn’t want to mess with them, no sir.
Now, there’s another one, Solo Sikoa. He’s one of them Uso boys’ little brother, I think. He’s gettin’ in on the wrestlin’ too. Family business, I suppose. Keeps ’em all close. And something about some other boys, Tama Tonga and Tonga Loa or something like that. They wrestle too, but I don’t think they’re blood related. Don’t quote me on that though, my memory ain’t what it used to be.
The Rock and Other Cousins
Oh, and you know that big movie star, The Rock? The one with the muscles? He’s in that family too! He’s some kind of cousin to Roman Reigns. They all related, I tell ya. Dwayne Johnson, that’s his real name. I think. The Rock, Roman Reigns, all them, they some kind of cousins. It’s a big family, that’s for sure. The Rock, he’s a big deal. He used to wrestle too, you know. Now he’s in all them movies. Good for him, I say.
There was another one, Rosey. He used to wrestle, bless his heart. He’s not with us anymore, though. He was in that family too, one of them Anoa’i boys. They all stick together, that’s one thing I can say about ’em.
Wrestling Family
- Roman Reigns, the big champion.
- Jimmy and Jey Uso, the tag team, always together.
- Solo Sikoa, the young one, comin’ up in the ranks.
- The Rock, the movie star, he’s family too.
- That Rikishi, their daddy, he was a wrestler too.
So, Roman Reigns and The Usos, they all cousins. They grew up together, you know. Like best friends, almost. They always got each other’s backs. That’s what family does, right? They stick together, no matter what. They all in that wrestling thing together. Makes sense, I reckon. Keeps ’em close. That Anoa’i family, they a big one. And they all about that wrestling. They love it. They good at it, too.
Keeping it in the Family
Well, I reckon that’s about all I know about them Roman Reigns cousins. It’s a big family, and they all in that wrestling thing. That Roman Reigns, he’s the top dog now. And he’s got his cousins, The Usos, right there with him. They’re a force to be reckoned with, I tell ya. And don’t forget about The Rock. He’s one of them, too, even if he is a big movie star now. They all related, one way or another. That’s just how it is with them island folks. Family is everything, I suppose. They a close bunch, that’s for sure. They probably have big family dinners and everything. I bet that’s a sight to see!
They sure do love their wrestling, them Roman Reigns cousins. It’s in their blood, I guess you could say. And they good at it, too. You can’t deny that. They all make a good show, that’s for sure. I’ve seen them on TV, they sure know how to put on a show. It’s a crazy world, that wrestling world. But hey, as long as they happy, right? And they seem happy enough, beatin’ each other up and all that. It’s a family affair, that’s for sure, with Roman Reigns and his cousins, The Usos and all the rest. They a tight-knit group, I’ll give ’em that.
