Well, that Vince, he is something, ain’t he? I tell ya, I seen him cryin’, and it just about broke my old heart. Weeping Vince Mc, who woulda thought it, right? He’s always been such a tough guy on that TV, yellin’ and carryin’ on.
That Undertaker, He’s a Good Boy
I remember that Undertaker fella. He’s been around for ages. That WrestleMania, number 34, I think it was. He was gonna fight some other fella. He’s a big name. My grandson, he sure does love that WWE. He told me Undertaker, he went to talk to Vince. I reckon they was talkin’ about when he was gonna hang up his boots. I mean, all these years wrestling, it takes a toll, ya know?
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That Undertaker and that Vince McMahon, they got along like two peas in a pod. Always did. Like I heard they were crying together, can you believe that? Like babies, they were! Telling each other how much they cared about each other. It’s sweet, ain’t it? Even tough guys got a soft spot, I reckon.
Vince, He Tore Himself Up Real Good
Now, I heard somethin’ the other day, made me chuckle. It was about Vince, and how he hurt himself somethin’ fierce. He was tryin’ to be all cool, like he always does. Jumpin’ into that ring like a young buck. But, oh boy, did he mess up. They say he tore up both his legs. Both of them, at the same time! Can you imagine? Musta hurt like the dickens. My grandson said it is “quadricep muscles”. I don’t know about that. That is a big word. I just know it’s his legs.
That Vince, he always did like that Andre fella. Used to be a big star, that Andre. But I reckon Andre, he got mad at Vince later on. Said Vince used him. Maybe he did, who knows. I hear Andre wanted to quit before that big WrestleMania thing, number 3, I think. But Vince, he talked him into stayin’. Wanted him to pass the, what do they call it, the torch? Yeah, the torch, to that Hulk Hogan fella. Even though Andre, he was hurtin’ bad. Needed some fixin’ up, the doctor kind.
That WWE, It’s a Big Deal Now
My grandson, he’s always goin’ on about this WWE. It’s a big deal now. I guess that company, Endeavor, they own it now? Or they own somethin’ called TKO, and TKO owns WWE. Some kind of talent thing. It is all a little confusing. These youngsters and their business stuff. They merged with that UFC. I seen that on TV, too. Lots of fightin’, that UFC. I don’t know much about that September 2024 thing. It is all too much for me.
But weeping Vince Mc, that’s somethin’ I won’t forget. I reckon even the toughest fellas got a heart in there somewhere. They just don’t show it much, especially not on that TV. I remember one time, my own husband, bless his soul, he cried when our old dog, Buster, passed on. He tried to hide it, but I saw. Just like Vince, I reckon. Tough on the outside, soft on the inside.
That Vince, He Should Take It Easy
That Vince McMahon, he’s gettin’ up there in years, ain’t he? He should be takin’ it easy, not jumpin’ around like a spring chicken. He’s gonna hurt himself real bad one of these days. Oh, wait, he already did! Tore up his legs, remember? Well, he should be restin’ up, lettin’ them young fellas do all the yellin’ and carryin’ on. He’s done his time.
That WWE, it’s a crazy business, ain’t it? All that fightin’ and drama. But I guess folks like it. My grandson sure does. He told me all these stories. He told me about weeping Vince Mc, the Undertaker, and all these crazy things. He can talk about it for hours. Keeps him entertained, I reckon. And me too. It is better than watching the grass grow, that’s for sure.
Vince should take my advice. Sit back, put your feet up, and have a nice cup of tea. That’s what I do. Maybe watch a little TV, but not that wrestlin’. Too much noise for me. He should just be like me and enjoy his age. But that is just me talking. I am just an old lady. What do I know?
I hope Vince gets better. I really do. No one should be in pain like that. Even if they did act tough all the time. I hope he can find some peace and quiet. Away from all the noise and the drama. That is what I wish for him. That and maybe he should start drinking more tea. It is good for the bones, you know? Well, I think it is. I mean, I am still kicking. I have to stop talking now. My stories are done. Maybe I will go watch the birds now. They are always singing. It is peaceful. Like I said, I hope Vince can find that one day, too.
