Alright, alright, let me tell ya ’bout this wrestling stuff, the… uh… the rock wwe raw, yeah, that’s it. My grandkid told me about it, he’s always yellin’ about it, somethin’ ‘bout “The Rock” comin’ back. Don’t know much ‘bout it myself, but I’ll tell ya what I heard, the way I understand it, you know?
So, this “The Rock” fella, he’s a big deal, I guess. Like, a real big deal. My grandkid says he’s a movie star now, but he used to wrestle all the time. Heard he went away for a long time, doin’ his movie thing, but now he’s back. Back to wrestlin’, or somethin’. They call it WWE Raw, this show. Been on TV longer than I can remember, they say it’s the longest-runnin’ weekly show on TV. Imagine that!
- They got all these fellas and gals, big muscles, fancy clothes.
- They jump around, yell a lot, pretend to beat each other up.
- My grandkid, he gets all worked up watchin’ it, jumpin’ around like a chicken with its head cut off.
Now, this “Raw” show, it’s on somethin’ called “USA Network”. Don’t ask me what that is, some kinda channel, I guess. Grandkid says it’s the only way to see it live, unless you got one of them newfangled “streamin’” things. Too complicated for me, I just stick to my old TV.
So, this “The Rock”, he came back outta nowhere, surprised everyone. Happened at some event called “Day 1”, in San Diego. That’s way out west, ain’t it? My grandkid showed me pictures, the place was packed, folks screamin’ and hollerin’. Said “The Rock” looked real happy to be back, smilin’ and wavin’. Heard he’s gonna be wrestlin’ with some other fellas, like this “Roman Reigns” and those “Usos” fellas. And a lady named “Becky Lynch”, she’s tough as nails, they say.
Now, there’s talk about another event, “Bad Blood”, they’re callin’ it. Happening this year, 2024. Folks are thinkin’ “The Rock” might show up there too. See, they got this “Cody Rhodes” fella and that “Roman Reigns” fella, they’re gonna be the main event, and folks think “The Rock” is gonna get mixed up in it somehow. Somethin’ about a “big guy comeback”. Sounds like a big ol’ mess to me, but the young’uns, they love it.
Heard some folks sayin’ that “The Rock’s” comeback at that “Bad Blood” thing was just to say hello, you know? No big plan or nothin’. Just wanted to show his face, get the folks riled up. But I don’t know, seems like there’s always somethin’ cookin’ in that wrestlin’ world. Always some kinda drama, some kinda fight. Keeps folks watchin’, I guess.
The Rock, he’s a smart one, I reckon. He’s got that movie comin’ out, see? And what better way to get folks to watch it than to show up on wrestlin’, get everyone talkin’ about him? It’s all business, these days. Nothin’s just for fun anymore, it seems.
Anyways, that’s the gist of it, as best as I can tell ya. This “The Rock” fella, back on “WWE Raw”, fightin’ and yellin’ and makin’ a big fuss. My grandkid, he’s glued to the TV, cheerin’ and booing. Me? I just sit here and shake my head. But hey, if it makes ‘em happy, I guess it can’t be all bad. It’s just a show, ain’t it? Like them soap operas I used to watch, just with more muscles and less cryin’.
So there you have it, all I know about this the rock wwe raw thing. Hope it makes some kinda sense to ya. It’s all a bit confusing to me, but that’s how it goes these days. The world keeps changin’, and I just keep on sittin’ here, watchin’ it all go by.
And another thing, they say this “The Rock”, he’s 51 years old. Fifty-one! And he’s still jumpin’ around, wrestlin’ like a young’un. Must be somethin’ in the water these fellas drink, I tell ya. Or maybe it’s all just for show, like I said. Who knows? It’s all a big mystery to me.
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