Alright, so listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya what happened on that there Raw Monday. I ain’t got no fancy words, just plain talk, ya hear?
So, first off, they had this big fight, right? Rhea Ripley and Raquel Rodriguez, they were goin’ at it. Them two, they got beef, ya know? Like them cats down the road fightin’ over a hen. It was the main thing, the big showstopper of the night. I tell ya, them girls, they ain’t messin’ around. They were smackin’ each other real good.
And then there was Seth Rollins and Bronson Reed. Another fight, see? They were scrappin’ too. Them fellas, they got somethin’ to prove, I guess. Everybody was talkin’ ’bout it, sayin’ it was the “marquee bout” or some such nonsense. Sounded important, though. They were punchin’ and kickin’ and all that. Reminded me of the time old man Johnson’s mule got loose and kicked down the fence. Chaos, I tell ya, pure chaos.
- Fights, fights, and more fights. That’s what it was all about.
- Them girls, Rhea and Raquel, they were tough as nails.
- And Seth and Bronson, they weren’t no slouches neither.
Now, they were yappin’ ’bout championships too. Said somethin’ ’bout two big championship fights. I ain’t quite sure what that means, but folks were gettin’ all riled up about it. Championships, sounds like a big deal, like winnin’ the blue ribbon at the county fair for the biggest pumpkin, ya know?
Then there’s this fella, Punk. He got himself all beat up a couple weeks ago, had to be carried out on a stretcher. Poor fella. He finally talked, said somethin’ or other. People were listenin’ real close. He was talkin’ ’bout McIntyre, that fella’s a troublemaker, always stirrin’ up trouble. Like that time the Johnson boy threw rocks at the beehive, just askin’ for trouble.
So, they got this WWE Raw thing. It’s on TV, I hear. People watchin’ it all over. They want to know who won the fights, what happened, all that stuff. They got websites and all, tellin’ ya everything, like who punched who and who got pinned. I tell ya, it’s a whole lotta fuss over folks wrestlin’.
And get this, they’re movin’ the show. Gonna be on somethin’ called Netflix soon. I don’t know nothin’ ’bout that, but folks are sayin’ it’s a big thing. They used to be on somethin’ else, TNN or Spike, somethin’ like that. Sounds like they’re changin’ houses, like when the Millers moved outta town and the new folks moved in.
Anyways, that’s the gist of it. Raw Monday, it was full of fights, talk, and big changes. Folks were yellin’, cheerin’, and probably throwin’ popcorn at the TV. Me? I was just sittin’ here, tryin’ to make sense of it all. Just like tryin’ to figure out why the rooster crows at the crack of dawn, some things you just can’t explain. That did, in fact, happen, just like they say. And that’s all I got to say ’bout that.
WWE Raw results, that’s what they call it. They had a whole bunch of them on Monday. I can’t remember all the names and who did what to whom, but it was a whole lot of wrestlin’. WWE Raw news and rumors, they got plenty of that too. Folks always gossipin’ ’bout somethin’ or other.
So, there ya have it. My take on Raw Monday. Nothin’ fancy, just plain talk. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens. Them birds get mighty cranky if they ain’t fed on time.
