Well, let me tell you, this whole Tee Higgins or Jordan Addison thing, it’s got me more twisted than a pretzel. These young fellas, they sure can run and catch that pigskin, but picking between ’em? That’s harder than deciding what to have for supper.
Now, this Tee Higgins, he’s a big boy, ain’t he? Like a big ol’ oak tree out there on the field. He can jump up and grab that ball like he’s pluckin’ apples. And when he runs, it’s like a train comin’ down the tracks, you best get outta the way! He’s been doin’ this for a while now, so he’s got some smarts about him. You know, like an old dog that knows all the tricks.
But then there’s this Jordan Addison fella. He’s newer to the whole thing, like a fresh sprout in the spring. He’s quick, that one. Zips around like a little rabbit in the garden. Gets open, catches the ball, and then he’s gone before you can say “boo.” It’s something to watch, I tell ya. He is like a young buck, full of energy and ready to prove himself.
- Tee Higgins, he’s the steady one.
- Jordan Addison, he’s the flashy one.
So, who do you pick? It’s like choosin’ between a sturdy old pickup truck and a shiny new sports car. They both get you where you need to go, but they do it in different ways. You put Tee Higgins on your fantasy football team and you pretty much know what you’re gonna get. He’s gonna be there, week after week, doin’ his job. He ain’t gonna let you down, usually. He’s like that good old pot roast, always hits the spot.
But that Jordan Addison, he’s a little more unpredictable, like a firecracker. Some weeks he might explode for a whole bunch of points. Other weeks, he might be a little quiet. It’s a gamble, but sometimes that’s what you gotta do, right? He is all about fantasy football this and that. He is good choice, maybe. He’s like that fancy dessert you only have once in a while, but when you do, it’s somethin’ special.
This whole fantasy football thing, it’s a lot to keep track of. Back in my day, we didn’t have all this fancy stuff. We just watched the game and enjoyed it. But these young folks, they like to make a game out of everything. They wanna pick their players and see who does better. It’s like a little competition they have. And they talk about it all the time, start this guy, start that guy.
If you’re gonna play this fantasy football, you gotta look at the numbers, I guess. See how many times they catch the ball, how many yards they run, all that stuff. And you gotta see who they’re playin’ against. Some teams are tougher than others, you know. Like playin’ against a mean old bull, you gotta be careful.
And sometimes, these boys get hurt. That’s the sad part. They run and jump and get tackled, and sometimes they get banged up. So you gotta pay attention to that, too. Make sure they’re healthy before you put ’em on your fantasy football team. You don’t want a lame horse in the race, do ya?
This Jordan Addison, he plays for the Minnesota Vikings. That’s up north, where it gets real cold. I hear they got a lot of snow up there. Tee Higgins, I think he plays somewhere warmer. I don’t rightly remember. I also can’t remember when is week 15. Maybe December? I don’t know.
So, Tee Higgins or Jordan Addison? It depends on what you’re lookin’ for, I reckon. If you want someone reliable, someone you can count on, then maybe Tee Higgins is your man. He’s like that old pair of shoes that are worn in just right. Comfortable and dependable.
But if you’re feelin’ lucky, if you want someone who might surprise you, then maybe Jordan Addison is the way to go. He’s like that wild card in a deck of cards. You never know what you’re gonna get, but it could be somethin’ great. He is good at running, very fast. He catches the ball good, too. It’s really hard to say who is better. Maybe you just flip a coin?
- They both good.
- They both play good.
- Who to start? I don’t know.
At the end of the day, it’s just a game. Don’t get too worked up about it. Just have fun and enjoy watchin’ these young fellas run around. They’re both good boys, I’m sure. And they both work hard. Whether it’s Tee Higgins or Jordan Addison, they’re both out there givin’ it their all. And that’s all you can ask for, ain’t it? Just pick one. Maybe pick both. You do what you want. It is your choice, anyway.
I hope you win your fantasy football. But I don’t know much about it. I just watch the game. That is all I know. But I hope this helps you. Good luck to you. I hope you win.
