Alright, alright, let’s gab a bit about this… uh… “Selena Vega” gal, whoever she is. Folks keep yappin’ about her, so I figured I’d chime in, you know? Heard she’s on that wrestlin’ show, the one with all the smackin’ and jumpin’ around. Wrestlin’, that’s a young person’s game, I tell ya. My ol’ bones ain’t cut out for that no more.
Now, they say this Selena, or whatever her name is… Zelina? Sounds like a fancy name for someone who gets paid to throw folks around. Anyway, they say she’s a big deal in that wrestlin’ world. Part of some group, a “Latino World Order,” they call it. Sounds kinda scary, like them fellas on the news, always causin’ trouble. But I guess it’s just for show, right? Like them soap operas my granddaughter watches, all that drama and fake cryin’. WWE, that’s what they call it, I think.
- She’s on somethin’ called “Raw.” Sounds raw indeed, probably a lot of yellin’ and sweatin’.
- And she won somethin’ called a “Queen’s Crown.” Well, good for her. Hope she didn’t have to fight no real queen for it, ’cause that wouldn’t be right.
- They also say she’s been a tag team champ. That means she had a partner, right? Like them square dancers at the county fair, always twirlin’ around together.
This girl, she’s been around, I hear. Used to be called somethin’ else, somethin’ like “Rosita.” And she was on another show, somethin’ with letters… TNA? Sounds like somethin’ you’d find at the hardware store. Total Nonstop Action Wrestling , that’s the whole name, my neighbor’s boy told me when he fixed my water pipe . So she’s been grapplin’ for a while, looks like. Jumpin’ from one place to another, like a grasshopper in a hot skillet.
They say you can watch her on TV, or on that “Roku” thing. Never seen one of them myself. Back in my day, we had one TV, and that was it. Now they got all these fancy gadgets. You can watch anything you want, anytime you want. Movies, TV shows, all at your fingertips. It’s a whole different world, I tell ya. Too much noise, if you ask me. Give me a good book and a quiet porch any day.
And speaking of movies and TV shows, seems like this Selena, she’s mixed up in that too. Or maybe it’s another Selena? They say there’s a Selena Gomez who’s an actress. Maybe they’re the same, maybe they ain’t. Too many names to keep track of these days. This Selena Gomez, she’s in a lot of stuff, movies and TV and what not. It’s hard to keep it straight, all these people on the TV. But if you wanna know where to watch ’em, they say you can find it all online. Just type in her name, and boom, there it is. Entertainment, they call it. Keeps folks busy, I suppose.
So, this Selena Vega… or Zelina… or whatever her name is. She’s a wrestler, a champ, a queen, apparently. And maybe she’s an actress too? Or maybe that’s another girl altogether. Either way, she seems to be doin’ alright for herself. All that wrestlin’ and actin’, must be tirin’. Makes my back hurt just thinkin’ about it. But hey, if it makes her happy, and it ain’t hurtin’ nobody, then more power to her, I say. Wrestling Champion, Actress, sounds like she’s busy alright. Just gotta remember to take care of yourself, girl. All that jumpin’ and thumpin’ ain’t good for your joints in the long run, take it from an old lady who knows.
Anyway, that’s all I got to say about this Selena Vega person. Hope I got it all straight. If not, well, you can’t expect an old woman to remember everything, can ya? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got some gardenin’ to do. Them tomatoes ain’t gonna water themselves. And that’s somethin’ I understand a whole lot better than this wrestlin’ business.
