Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about this Salt Papi fella and his boxing, you hear? Don’t know much about boxin’ myself, but I heard folks talkin’, so I figured I’d tell ya what I know, the way I know how.
So, this Salt Papi, he ain’t been boxin’ forever, that’s for sure. Seems like he just started a little while back, in 2022 they say. First time he got in the ring was on some undercard, you know, the fights before the big fight. He fought against some fella named Halal Ham. Don’t ask me who that is, sounds like somethin’ you eat, if you ask me. Anyway, Salt Papi, he won that one.
Now, from what I hear, this boy’s been fightin’ quite a bit since then. They say he fought seven times altogether. Let’s see, five wins and two losses, that’s what they told me. Five wins, two losses. Got that? He ain’t no undefeated champ or nothin’, but he’s winnin’ more than he’s losin’, so I guess that’s somethin’. He knocked some folks out, and some folks knocked him around, that’s the way it goes.
- Wins: He got five of them, so he’s done alright.
- Losses: Two losses ain’t too bad, everyone gets beat sometimes.
- Draws: Ain’t heard of him havin’ any draws, so I guess he either wins or loses, no in-between.
They say he was doin’ real good for a while, winnin’ and winnin’, but then he fought this Anthony Taylor fella. That Taylor, he beat Salt Papi pretty good, seems like. Unanimous decision, they call it. Means all the judges thought Taylor won, so it wasn’t even close. That was a tough one for Salt Papi, I bet. Folks were rootin’ for him, too, but that Taylor was just too tough.
Now, I don’t know nothin’ about this “professional fight” stuff they talk about, but they say Salt Papi had three of them. Won three and lost one. So, he is a good fighter, just not the best there is. That’s what they tell me, anyways.
And get this, this Salt Papi fella, he used to be a nurse! Can you believe it? A nurse! Healin’ folks one day, punchin’ ’em the next. Life’s funny that way, ain’t it? He left nursin’ after five years and now he is doing this fighting. They say he makes a good bit of money doin’ it too, a million or two dollars, somethin’ like that. That’s more money than I ever seen in my life, that’s for sure. Good for him, I guess. He is getting punched in the face for it, so he earns it.
So, there ya have it. That’s the story of Salt Papi’s boxin’ record, as best as I can tell it. He wins some, he loses some. He used to be a nurse, now he’s a fighter. And he’s got more money than I do, that’s for certain. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about fightin’ makes a body hungry.
Overall, Salt Papi ain’t doin’ too bad, I reckon. He ain’t the best, but he ain’t the worst either. He puts on a good show, and people like watchin’ him, that’s all that matters, right? He is entertainin’ folks and gettin’ paid for it. Can’t ask for much more than that, I suppose.
So next time you hear about Salt Papi, you’ll know a little somethin’ about him. He’s a fighter, a former nurse, and a fella who’s winnin’ more than he’s losin’. And that’s the truth, as far as I know it.
Tags: Salt Papi, Boxing Record, Boxing, Misfits Boxing, Anthony Taylor, Halal Ham, Nurse, Fight, Wins, Losses
