Okay, here’s my attempt at a blog post in the style you requested, about “robert kraft own kraft foods”:

So, I was down this internet rabbit hole the other day, right? You know how it is, one minute you’re looking up pizza recipes, and the next you’re knee-deep in the history of processed cheese. Anyway, I stumbled onto this question: Does Robert Kraft, like, own Kraft Foods? The Patriots guy, owning all that mac and cheese? Seemed kinda wild.
So I started digging. First, I just did a simple search. I typed in “Robert Kraft Kraft Foods ownership” and the results was full. I immediately scrolled down the page and I was like that was a ton of info.
Then, I opened some article. I read carefully and got many key message.
I learned that it’s a pretty common mix-up, probably because of the shared name, “Kraft.” Makes sense, I guess.
I checked other article websit and found that Robert Kraft is all about sports and entertainment. He’s the big cheese (pun intended, sorry!) of the Kraft Group, which is a holding company.

Then I went through the official websit of Kraft Group. Yeah, they own the New England Patriots, the New England Revolution soccer team, Gillette Stadium… all that stuff.
On the other side, I researched Kraft * is huge, but totally separate. It went through some mergers and splits and name changes, finally I figured out that they are not the same camp.
So, after all that, I finally got the clear answer: Robert Kraft does not own Kraft Foods. Completely different things, just a confusing name coincidence.
Case closed! Another internet mystery solved. Now, back to those pizza recipes…