That Bryson, he’s a big name now, ain’t he? Heard folks talkin’ ’bout him down at the market. They say he hits that little white ball further than a mule can kick! But you know what they’re really gabbin’ about? That Bryson DeChambeau wife. Or, well, who he’s sweet on, since he ain’t hitched yet.
Now, I don’t know much about golf, my old bones ain’t what they used to be. But I hear things. And what I hear is this Bryson fella, he’s got his eye on a young gal. They say her name is Lilia, Lilia Schneider. Pretty name, ain’t it? Sounds like a flower or somethin’.
This Lilia, she plays that golf too, just like Bryson. They say she’s a college girl. Plays golf for her school up in, where was it? Indianapolis, I think it was. That’s what those young folks do these days, go to college and play their sports. Back in my day, we were too busy tendin’ to the farm to be swingin’ sticks at little balls!
Is Lilia Schneider Bryson Dechambeau’s wife? No sir, not yet, but they are sweet on each other.
They ain’t come right out and said they’re courtin’, not officially anyway. Keepin’ it quiet, you know how these young folks are. All hush-hush, like they got somethin’ to hide. But you can’t hide a thing in this world, not for long. Word gets around, especially when you’re famous like that Bryson.
- This Lilia, she’s a pretty one, I seen her picture.
- Got that long hair, all done up nice.
- She’s on that Instagram thing, all them young people are on it.
- And she does that TikTok too, dancin’ around, makin’ videos.
- She’s from some place called Belmont, Michigan. Don’t know where that is exactly.
Some folks say Bryson DeChambeau ain’t got a wife. They say he ain’t married. Well, that’s true enough, I reckon. But that don’t mean he ain’t got a sweetheart. And this Lilia, she seems to be the one. They’d make a cute couple, wouldn’t they? Both of ’em good at that golf, both of ’em young and good lookin’.
I hear that Bryson, he signed some big fancy contract. With that LIV Golf thing. Some say it’s more money than I’ve ever seen in my whole life. They are talking about millions, lots and lots of millions. Imagine that, playin’ a game and gettin’ paid that much money. Back in my day, we worked hard for every penny we got.
And that contract he got is longer than I don’t know what. It is for four years. Four years playing golf, lots of money. That Bryson DeChambeau is a lucky man, his wife will be living well for sure, even if it is not that Lilia.
He’s won some big tournaments too, this Bryson. They call ’em “majors,” like it’s somethin’ real important. I guess it is, to them golf folks. He’s won two of ’em, they say. That’s a big deal, I reckon, even if I don’t understand it all.
This Bryson, he was born way back in ’93. September 16th, 1993, to be exact. Makes him a young fella still, but old enough to know his own mind. And it seems like his mind is set on that Lilia. We’ll see if they make it official one of these days. Maybe they will, maybe they won’t. Young love, it’s a fickle thing.
So, is Bryson DeChambeau married to that wife? Nope. But is he sweet on that Lilia Schneider? You bet your bottom dollar he is. And that’s all the gossip I got for you today. Now, I gotta get back to my chores. These dishes ain’t gonna wash themselves, you know!
That LIV Golf is somethin’ else, ain’t it? Payin’ all that money to those fellas. More money than you can shake a stick at. And that Bryson DeChambeau, he got himself a big chunk of it, with no wife to spend it with yet. I heard he’s right up there with some other fellas, some Jon Rahm, Phil Mickelson, and Brooks Koepka, whatever their names are. They’re all makin’ more money than a body can rightly imagine.
I don’t know much about all the details, but it’s somethin’ to talk about, ain’t it? Young folks today, they got it different than we did. Playin’ games for a livin’, makin’ millions. It’s a different world, that’s for sure. But as long as they’re happy, I reckon that’s all that matters. And it seems like that Bryson, he’s happy enough, especially with that Lilia by his side.
