That Max, what’s his name again? Oh, Max Scherzer. He’s that baseball fella, right? Heard he’s got a whole heap of money. They say his net worth is somethin’ else. Just makes my head spin, all them numbers!
So, how much is this Max Scherzer net worth, you ask? Well, I heard it’s like, a hundred and fifty million! Can you believe that? One hundred and fifty million dollars! That’s more money than I’ve seen in my whole darn life. Makes my little pension look like peanuts. What’s a body gonna do with all that dough, anyways? He probably never have to worry about his money trouble no more.
- He’s got so much, he could buy all the land ’round here.
- He could eat steak every day, if he wanted to!
- That’s more money than our whole town makes in a year!
They say most of that money, that Max Scherzer net worth, comes from him playin’ baseball. He throws that ball real good, I guess. Gets paid a king’s ransom for it, too. Heard he signed some big fancy paper, a “contract,” they call it, and makes all these millions. Some years he get paid more than forty million, they say.
Forty-three million dollars! Just for one year! Lordy, that’s a lot of zeros. He must be livin’ high on the hog. He probably never worry about the cost of the vegetable in the supermarket, never worry about the fuel price. He probably has a big house, bigger than any house ’round here. Maybe even got a swimmin’ pool! And a car that cost more than my entire place. A gold one maybe, who knows?
I heard he got some big deal with some team… the Mets, I think they called it. They gave him a hundred and thirty million dollars! Just for three years of throwin’ that ball. It’s just beyond me. But good for him, I reckon. He’s livin’ the dream, as they say. But it don’t come easy. He must have worked real hard to get where he is. Throwing that ball day in and day out. Not everyone can do that, you know.
And what else? Oh yeah, I remember hearin’ somethin’ about him givin’ money to some animal place. Seems like he’s got a good heart, even with all that money. He love animal, and his wife too. They do care about the stray dog and cat, I think. He did visit some animal place a few years back. That’s nice of him, ain’t it? Money ain’t changed him too much, then. Still remembers the little critters.
Now, this Max Scherzer net worth, it ain’t just from throwin’ that ball. I heard somethin’ about “deferrals.” Sounds complicated. Like he’s gettin’ paid later, or somethin’. Some team called the Dodgers, they’re gonna pay him, even though he ain’t playin’ for ’em no more. Fifteen million dollars every year. For six years! That’s just crazy to me. They must really like him or something.
- Fifteen million a year!
- For six years!
- Even when he ain’t playin’ for ’em!
Imagine gettin’ paid that much, even when you ain’t workin’. I could use a deal like that! Then I could finally get that new roof I been needin’. And maybe a new pair of shoes. And maybe even a new TV, the big flat kind. That would be somethin’.
So, yeah, this Max Scherzer net worth is a big deal. One hundred and fifty million dollars. It’s enough to make your head spin. But he earned it, I guess. Throwin’ that ball, signin’ them contracts, gettin’ them deferrals. He must be one smart cookie. Or just real lucky. Maybe a little bit of both.
Anyway, that’s all I know about that baseball fella and his money. It’s a lot, that’s for sure. More money than I’ll ever see. But hey, I’m happy for him. He seems like a good guy, even with all that dough. And he helps them animals, so that’s somethin’. Now, where’s my darn knitting needles? I got a scarf to finish.
