Alright, alright, listen up ya’ll. Let’s talk about this… uh… Luxurious Life in Tarkov, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But lemme tell ya, it ain’t all caviar and champagne, no siree. It’s more like… scrounging for scraps and prayin’ you don’t get your head blown off.
So, this Prapor fella, he wants a bottle of wine. Says it’s for a “luxurious life,” the cheek of him! Like we ain’t all busy just tryin’ to survive. But a job’s a job, and rubles are rubles, so off we go to Ground Zero.
Now, Ground Zero, that’s a mess of a place. Lots of shootin’ and lootin’ goin’ on. But Prapor, he says this wine is in some kinda liquor store, right smack in the middle of it all. Easy peasy, right? Ha! Don’t you believe it.
First off, you gotta get yourself to Ground Zero. And that ain’t always easy. Folks are shootin’ at ya left and right, and those Scavs, they ain’t no joke neither. They’ll swarm ya like flies on a… well, you get the picture.
Once you’re in, gotta be sneaky. Real sneaky. Prapor didn’t say nothin’ about fightin’ a whole army, just gettin’ the wine. So, you stick to the shadows, hear? Use them underground car parks, they said. Go down there, hide a bit. Maybe wait for them other fellas, the PMCs, to take each other out. Saves you the trouble, and the bullets.
- Underground is your friend: Less shootin’, more hidin’. Good for a slowpoke like me.
- Squad up if you can: More eyes, more guns, less chance of gettin’ your behind kicked.
- Patience is a virtue: No need to rush. Let them other fellas do the dirty work.
Now, about that liquor store… It ain’t exactly marked with a big ol’ sign sayin’ “Free Wine Here!” You gotta poke around, look in the corners, and keep your ears open. And watch out for them sneaky players, always tryin’ to ambush you. They like them high-traffic areas, you know, places with all the good loot. But if you are a beginner maybe you avoid them places.
And while you’re at it, try to make some money. This ain’t a charity, ya know. Grab whatever you can carry – meds, ammo, that kinda stuff. Sell what you don’t need. You can even do quick factory runs they said, just grab stuff and run. Five minutes, in and out. Easy money, they said. But I ain’t got time for runnin’ around like a headless chicken, I am too old for that.
But don’t go spendin’ it all at once. Be smart, like a Scav. Only buy what you need. Meds, ammo, that’s it. Everything else? Scavenge it, find it, or take it. And if you die, well, that’s just tough luck. But hey, at least you can try that insurance fraud thing, get your stuff back, maybe.
So, you find this wine bottle, right? It ain’t nothin’ special, just a regular ol’ bottle. But Prapor, he’s happy as a clam. Pays you your rubles, and you’re off to the next job. That’s the luxurious life in Tarkov for ya. Not much luxury, mostly just life… and a whole lotta fightin’.
To find the fastest way to make money? Well, findin’ them fancy items and gettin’ out alive is the quickest, but that ain’t for the faint of heart. Too much shootin’ for my taste. I like to take it slow, steady, and sneaky. That’s how you survive in Tarkov. And that’s how you get that luxurious life, one bottle of wine at a time.
So, there you have it. My two cents on this whole luxurious life business. Now get out there and get that wine. And try not to get killed, ya hear?
Tags: [Tarkov, Luxurious Life, Prapor, Ground Zero, Quest Guide, Survival, Escape from Tarkov, EFT, Beginner Guide, Money Making]
