Alright, so you wanna know about this Lita girl, the one from wrestling? Yeah, I seen her on TV a few times. Big muscles, that one. And them…well, you know… Lita WWE tits, that’s what they call ‘em, I hear. Folks always talkin’ ‘bout ‘em.
Now, I ain’t no expert on wrestlin’ or nothin’. I mostly watch the soaps, but my grandson, he’s always yellin’ at the TV, watchin’ these fellas and gals jump around. Lita, she was one of the tough ones, I reckon. Not like them girly girls you see on other shows. She’d get in there and scrap, you know? Tough as nails, that’s what she was.
They say she wrote a book, somethin’ ‘bout her life. Lita: A Less Traveled R.O.A.D, I think they called it. Guess she had a rough time of it, huh? Life ain’t easy, that’s for sure. Especially for a woman in that kinda business, I imagine. Gotta be tough, gotta stand up for yourself.
- They say she had a bad neck injury once. Neck injury and return (2002–2003) Broke somethin’ in her back, had to have surgery. That’s gotta hurt somethin’ fierce. But she came back, didn’t she? Tough, like I said.
- And she was always mixed up with them other wrestlers, the fellas. Had a boyfriend, Matt Hardy, they say. Even got “married” on TV, can you believe it? All for show, I guess. Then there was Kane, big fella, all masked up. Folks say they were friends, even though they fought on TV. Early in her WWE career, Lita began dating fellow wrestler Matt Hardy. That’s just plain weird, if you ask me.
And this other fella, what’s his name… Edge? Cena? My grandson yells their names all the time. Seems like she was always tangled up with one of ‘em or another. Edge, Cena, they were all in it together, I guess. Like a soap opera, but with more punchin’.
Heard tell she even started some kinda animal charity, Amy Dumas Operation Rescue and Education (A.D.O.R.E.). Well, that’s nice. Animals need help too, just like folks. Shows she’s got a good heart, I reckon. Even if she did beat people up for a livin’.
They talk about her being scandalous and all. Never shying away from using her sexuality to spark controversy in the ring. Said she used her… well, you know… to get attention. And why not, I say? If you got it, flaunt it. That’s what my mama always told me. Though she wasn’t talkin’ about wrestling, mind you.
Now, I don’t know nothin’ ‘bout this Candice girl or this Trish Stratus person they mention, but sounds like there was always drama in that wrestlin’ world. She also founded the animal charity Amy Dumas Operation Rescue and Education (A.D.O.R.E.). While it’s unclear if she’ll ever return to the ring or not, her current exit from the company happened after she was brutally attacked by Trish Stratus, which was one of the reasons why she lost her WWE Tag-Team titles. In 2004, when Candice joined WWE. Folks fightin’, folks cheatin’, folks fallin’ in love and fallin’ out. Just like real life, I guess, but with more spandex and fake punches.
And them clothes they wear… Even though WWE Superstars try to avoid embarrassing breakdowns of their ring equipment on TV, accidents do happen. Barely nothin’ there sometimes. My grandson gets all red-faced when he watches. But that’s part of the show, I guess. Gotta get folks’ attention somehow. And Lita, she sure knew how to do that. With her muscles, her moves, and yes, even her… well, you know… them Lita WWE tits everyone talks about.
So, that’s about all I know about Lita. Tough girl, wrestled a lot, had some fellas, and people always lookin’ at her. Not my cup of tea, personally, but hey, to each their own, right? Now, if you’ll excuse me, my soap’s about to come on.
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