So, you wanna know if that Helldivers 2 game is on that PlayStation 4, huh? Well, let me tell you, I heard a thing or two about this game from my grandson. He’s always glued to that screen, yellin’ and shootin’ things. Kids these days, I tell ya!
That Helldivers 2, it’s all about shootin’ bugs and robots, I reckon. Big ol’ bugs, like the ones we used to find in the cornfield, but these ones are meaner. And the robots, well, they ain’t like the ones that help with the milkin’. These are shootin’ robots, all metal and sparks flyin’. My grandson, he loves it. Says it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Me? I prefer a good piece of pie, myself.
Now, about that PlayStation 4. That old thing. Is Helldivers 2 on PS4? You see, my grandson, he got himself one of them fancy new PlayStations, the PlayStation 5. White and big, like a spaceship or somethin’. He says that’s where the Helldivers game is. So, if you got the old PS4, I don’t think you’re gonna be playin’ it.
But don’t you worry none. There’s plenty of other things to do. You could go outside, tend to your garden. Or maybe bake a cake. Games are fine, but they ain’t everything.
This Helldivers game, though, my grandson says it’s real fun with friends. They all get together, online, they call it. And they shoot those bugs and robots together. Like a little army, they are. They yell and scream, and sometimes they even get mad at each other, but they always make up. Just like when we were kids, playin’ in the fields.
They got all sorts of weapons, too. Big guns, little guns, even bombs! Big ol’ bombs that make a big boom! They call them “strata-gems” or somethin’. They use those to blow up the big bugs and the robot nests. My grandson, he likes the one that calls in a big ol’ bomb from the sky. He says it’s called a “500kg Bomb”. Sounds powerful, don’t it?
Here is some stuff my grandson is always talkin about when playin Helldivers 2:
- “Boosters” – I don’t know, like a power-up or somethin.
- “Support Weapons” – Big guns, I reckon.
- “XP” – He says it like “ex-pee”. Don’t know what that is.
- “Samples” – He’s always lookin’ for these.
- “Medals” – Like the ones you get for winnin’ a pie contest.
He says they gotta work together, these Helldivers. If they don’t, they get squished by the bugs or blown up by the robots. Teamwork, he calls it. Just like when we used to harvest the corn, everyone had a job to do.
And sometimes, they don’t make it. They get all blowed up, or the bugs get ’em. But they don’t get a game over, like I heard from old games. They just gotta start over or something, I think.
This whole Helldivers 2 thing, it’s a bit much for me, I gotta say. I prefer the quiet life. But my grandson, he loves it. And if it makes him happy, well, that’s all that matters, I suppose. As long as he doesn’t forget his chores, that is! He’s still gotta take out the trash, even if he is a Helldiver.
So, to answer your question, is Helldivers 2 on PS4? I don’t think so. I think you need that fancy new PlayStation 5 to play it. But don’t you fret none. There’s plenty of other things to do. Go outside, get some fresh air. Life ain’t all about shootin’ bugs and robots, you know. Sometimes, a good piece of pie is all you need.
But if you are gonna play that game. Helldivers 2. You make sure you work together and watch out for your friends. Those bugs look mean, and them robots are made of strong stuff. Remember, there’s no “I” in team, not even in Helldivers!
That’s what I always tell my grandson, you see, and he’s getting better at it. Always share his rewards and samples with the team, he says. That’s my boy! Still learning the important stuff. Just like with that corn, gotta share the good stuff.
Well, I’ve talked your ear off long enough. I need to get back to my garden. If you got any more questions about that Helldivers 2 on PS4 or somethin else, just ask your grandson or other young folks, they are sure to know more than me.
