Alright, listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya ’bout this Deep Depravity thing in that Gray Zone Warfare game, or whatever it’s called. My grandson, he’s always playin’ it, makin’ all sorts of noises, shootin’ and hollerin’. I tell ya, these young folks and their games!
So, this Deep Depravity, sounds scary, huh? Like somethin’ the devil cooked up. But it ain’t real devils, it’s just them computer devils. This thing, it’s like a mission, a quest, somethin’ you gotta do in the game. My grandson, he was stuck on it, grumbling and stompin’ around like a bull with a thorn in its hoof.
From what I gather, it’s in some kinda bunker, a YBL bunker they call it. Sounds like a hole in the ground to me. You gotta go in there and do stuff, I reckon. Find things, maybe shoot some bad guys. You know, typical game stuff. They got all sorts of things in there, like junk and whatnots, just like my attic, but probably with more guns.
- First thing you gotta do, seems like, is find this bunker. Like lookin’ for a needle in a haystack, I say. But these youngsters, they got their maps and their gizmos, they find it alright.
- Then, you gotta go in. And that’s where the trouble starts, I betcha. Gotta watch out for them computer fellas, they ain’t friendly. Probably hidin’ in the corners, waitin’ to jump ya.
- And then, you gotta do the quest, whatever that is. Find some papers, maybe? Or some secret code? My grandson was mumblin’ somethin’ about a Mithras questline. Sounds fancy, but it’s probably just more runnin’ around and shootin’.
Seems like a lot of fuss over nothin’, if you ask me. But these kids, they love it. Gamin’, they call it. I remember when gamin’ was playin’ hopscotch and tag, not shootin’ folks in a computer bunker. Times sure have changed.
Anyways, this Deep Depravity thing, it’s got somethin’ to do with people who don’t like the government, or folks who ain’t needed no more. Sounds kinda harsh, don’t it? Like they just get tossed aside. But that’s just the game, I guess. Not real life, thank the Lord.
And there’s this Banshee task too, part of the Deep Depravity. Sounds like a screamin’ ghost, but it’s probably just another bad guy you gotta shoot. My grandson, he was watchin’ a video, tryin’ to figure it out. Showin’ locations and maps and all that. Like he’s some kinda general plannin’ a war. He even told me something about a guide, I don’t know what a guide is but seems like it helps you find things or fight better, something like that.
I tell ya, it’s all too complicated for me. Give me a good book and a cup of tea any day. But these youngsters, they love their challenges. They love figurin’ things out, even if it’s just in a silly computer game. And I guess, that’s alright. Keeps ’em out of trouble, mostly. Except for all that yellin’ and stompin’.
So, if you’re playin’ this Gray Zone Warfare thing, and you’re stuck on Deep Depravity, don’t fret. Just find that bunker, watch out for them bad guys, and do what you gotta do. And if you get too frustrated, just turn it off and go outside. Get some fresh air. That’s what I always say.
And don’t forget, it’s just a game. It ain’t real life. So don’t go gettin’ all worked up over it. There’s enough real-life troubles in this world without addin’ computer troubles to the mix. Now, go on and get, and leave me to my tea and my book.
And one more thing, be careful in that bunker, you hear? Them computer devils, they ain’t to be messed with. And if you see a Banshee, well, you just shoot it. That’s what my grandson would do, I reckon. Anyways, hope this helps you city folks with your games or whatever.
Tags: Gray Zone Warfare, Deep Depravity, YBL Bunker, Mithras Questline, Banshee Task, Guide, Location, Gaming, Quest, FPS
