Alright, so listen up, I’m gonna tell ya ’bout this girl, Giulia. She’s a wrestler, you know, like those folks on TV that smack each other around.

Who is this Giulia gal anyway? Well, her real name is somethin’ fancy, Eimi somethin’ somethin’, Matsudo. Sounds like a lotta names mashed together if ya ask me. She was born in London, England. Can ya believe it? A wrestler from London! Her mama’s Japanese and her daddy’s Italian. A real mix-up, just like my fruit salad last Sunday.
When she was just a little tyke, her family moved to Japan. That’s where she learned all that wrestlin’ stuff, I guess. She started out in 2017. That ain’t too long ago, now is it? Twenty-three years old, that’s when she got started, young ‘un wasn’t she.
She wrestled for a bunch of places, Ice Ribbon and Stardom, they call ’em. Sound like fancy ribbons and stars, but it’s just wrestlin’, far as I can tell. They gave her a nickname too, “Beautiful Madness.” Sounds like somethin’ my old rooster does when he gets chased by the dog, all crazy and flappin’ about.
- She’s real good at smackin’ people, lots of strikes they say. Like a good ol’ fashioned barnyard brawl, but with more rules, I reckon.
- She even wrote a book about her wrestlin’ life. Called it “My Dream”. Imagine that, writin’ a whole book! I can barely write my grocery list without gettin’ mixed up.
- And get this, she won a bunch of championships and stuff. Belts and trophies, I guess. Shiny things that collect dust on the shelf, just like my old porcelain dolls.
Now, she’s wrestlin’ for somethin’ called WWE, on their NXT show. That’s the big leagues, like goin’ from pickin’ corn in the field to sellin’ it at the county fair. Folks say she’s gonna be the next big thing, followin’ in the footsteps of other Japanese wrestlers who made it big in America. Seems like she’s doin’ alright for herself, that Giulia girl.
Giulia in WWE They say she walked right up to the champion, Roxanne Perez, and stared her down. Brave little thing, ain’t she? Like a squirrel facin’ down a hawk. She had her first WWE match and beat some girl named Chelsea Green. Beat her good, I hear. Folks are sayin’ she’s gonna be a champion one day. Maybe she will, maybe she won’t. Time will tell, as they say.

She had some friends too, caused some trouble they did, attackin’ other wrestlers. Sounded like a hen house brawl, feathers flyin’ everywhere. But they were a team, those three girls, and they won matches together, beat the other girls good. This Giulia is a tough cookie, that’s for sure. Reminds me of that ol’ mule we had on the farm, stubborn and strong.
Now, they say she’s leavin’ Stardom to wrestle full-time for WWE. Guess she’s movin’ on up, like a hawk flyin’ to a bigger tree. She’s got her whole career ahead of her. Who knows what she’ll do next? Maybe she’ll wrestle for a hundred years, maybe she’ll quit and open a bakery. It’s her life, ain’t it? She can do what she pleases.
So that’s the story of Giulia, the wrestler. A tough girl from London who made it big in Japan and now she’s tryin’ to make it big in America. Good for her, I say. It takes a lot of guts to get in that ring and fight, just like it takes a lot of guts to get up every mornin’ and face the day. And that’s all I gotta say ’bout that.
Remember her name, Giulia. Maybe you’ll see her on TV one day, smackin’ someone around. And you can say, “Hey, I know that girl! That’s the one that old lady was talkin’ about!”
Tags: [Giulia, WWE, NXT, Wrestling, Stardom, Ice Ribbon, Professional Wrestler, Eimi Gloria Matsudo, Beautiful Madness, Women’s Wrestling]
