Okay, so I’ve been wanting a Joe Kelly 99 jersey for a while now, you know, since that whole… incident… with the Astros. It’s just iconic. So, I finally decided to snag one. Here’s how it went down.

The Hunt Begins
First, I just started poking around online. I mean, where else do you start, right? I hit up the usual big-name sports stores, you know the ones. Checked their inventory. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. Just the standard, popular player jerseys. Disappointing, to say the least.
Then, I started digging a little deeper. Went to some smaller fan shops, the kind that maybe specialize in more, uh, unique items. Still no luck. It was starting to feel like this jersey was a mythical creature.
Getting Crafty (and a Little Desperate)
I thought, “Okay, maybe I need to get this customized.” Seemed simple enough. I found a few places that offered custom jersey printing. Picked a place that had decent reviews, nothing too fancy.
- Step 1: Found a site that does custom jerseys.
- Step 2: Choose a basic, white Dodgers jersey. Gotta have the right base, you know?
- Step 3: Typed in “KELLY” for the name. Easy peasy.
- Step 4: Now, the crucial part: the number. “99”. Double-checked it, triple-checked it. Don’t want any typos here!
- Step 5: Paid for the thing. Kind of expensive, but hey, gotta represent.
Waiting is the Hardest Part
So I placed the order, and then… the waiting. Ugh. It felt like forever. I kept refreshing the tracking page, like that was going to make it go any faster. It was probably, like, a week, maybe a bit more, which isn’t that bad, but when you’re excited, it feels like an eternity.
The Big Reveal!
Finally, the package arrived! I ripped that thing open like a kid on Christmas morning. And there it was. My Joe Kelly 99 jersey. It looked great! The stitching was solid, the colors were perfect, and the name and number were spot-on. Totally worth the wait, and the minor treasure hunt it took to get it.

Now I can wear it with pride. Represent my guy, Joe Kelly, and show those Astros fans what I think of their… questionable… methods. Game on!