Listen up, y’all, I’m gonna tell ya how to get love in this Infinite Craft thing, whatever that is. My grandson showed me, said it’s popular. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but he says folks like it, so here we go.
First thing’s first, you gotta get yourself some Fog and Venus. Don’t ask me why, that’s just how it is. You slap them two things together, and bam! You got Love. That’s what they told me, anyways. Sounds like makin’ sausage, if you ask me, throwin’ a bunch of stuff together and hopin’ for the best.
Now, this Love thing, it ain’t enough on its own. You need a Girlfriend, see? And to get a Girlfriend, you gotta have a Best Friend first. Now, the young’uns tell me gettin’ a Best Friend ain’t so hard. Probably easier than findin’ a good man these days, that’s for sure.
So you got Love and you got Best Friend. Smash ‘em together, just like you did with the Fog and Venus, and there ya go, a Girlfriend. Simple as pie, even if it don’t make a lick of sense to me.
But hold your horses, we ain’t done yet. Some folks, they want somethin’ more. They want True Love. Now, that sounds like a tall tale to me. True Love? In my day, love was about gettin’ the chores done and puttin’ food on the table. But these youngsters, they got different ideas.
So, to get this True Love, you gotta start from scratch, with them four basic things: Fire, Water, Earth, and… Wind, I think it was. Yeah, Wind. Sounds like makin’ a stew, don’t it? Toss everything in the pot and see what happens.
- Fire
- Water
- Earth
- Wind
You mix and match them things, and you get all sorts of other stuff. Eventually, if you keep fussin’ with it, you’ll get that True Love you’re lookin’ for. It’s like churnin’ butter, takes a while but you get there in the end, I guess.
Then there’s this Finding Love thing. Now, that sounds like somethin’ outta a movie. For that, you need Finding Nemo, believe it or not, and a Love Story. Don’t ask me how a fish and a story get you love, but that’s what they say. And to get them things, you need more stuff: a Nautilus, Pizza Planet, and a Flood. See? It just keeps goin’ and goin’. Like a gossip chain in a small town, never ends.
So, for this Finding Nemo thing you need:
- Nautilus – probably some kinda fancy seashell
- Pizza Planet – sounds like a noisy place for young’uns
- Flood – well, that just sounds messy
Mix those three, and you get your Finding Nemo. Then you take that Finding Nemo, and you mix it with a Love Story, and finally, you get Finding Love. It’s enough to make your head spin, I tell ya.
And if you want a couple in this here Infinite Craft, well, you just find two folks you wanna pair up, and you put ‘em in a cozy house, like. Then you use this “Invite” thing. Sounds like a fancy way of sayin’ “get hitched” to me. And if you wanna make it real nice, you can add some lights and flowers. Make it all romantic and such. I remember when a romantic night was just sittin’ on the porch swing and watchin’ the fireflies. Times sure have changed.
Folks also say there’s somethin’ called Joy in all this lovin’ stuff. Joy? Sounds like a lot of work to me. But I guess if you got your Love and your Girlfriend and your True Love and your Finding Love, and you got your couples all cozy in their houses, maybe there is some Joy in there somewhere. Like findin’ a twenty dollar bill in your old coat pocket, a little surprise that makes you smile.
So there ya have it. That’s how you get love in this Infinite Craft thing, according to the young’uns. Sounds complicated, if you ask me. Back in my day, love was simpler. But hey, maybe that’s why they need a game for it now. Too busy messin’ around with Fogs and Venuses and Finding Nemos to just go out and talk to each other, I reckon.
Remember, love is fog, Venus, a Best friend, finding Nemo and maybe a pizza if you do it right. Good luck to ya, you’re gonna need it.
