Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this fella, Roman Reigns. Folks keep askin’ when he’s gonna show up again, you know, on that wrestlin’ show. Roman Reigns Next Appearance, that’s what they wanna know.
Well, I heard tell he’s gonna be on that Smackdown show, the one they have on Fridays. Yep, this Friday comin’ up, they say he’ll be there. Big fella, that Roman. Always stompin’ around, lookin’ all serious. Heard he used to be the champ, the top dog, or somethin’ like that.
Now, they also said somethin’ ’bout him bein’ at some Royal Rumble thing next year. 2025, that’s a long ways off, ain’t it? But folks is excited, I guess. Said he won that Rumble thing before, way back in 2015. Ten years ago! Time sure does fly, don’t it?
They got this Cody fella too, and that Nia Jax woman. They gonna be on that Smackdown show with Roman. Don’t know much about them, but they must be important if they’re gonna be on TV with Roman.
- Roman’s back, that’s the main thing. Folks were missin’ him, I reckon.
- He’s gonna be on Smackdown this Friday. That’s what they’re sayin’.
- And then there’s that Rumble thing next year. Gonna be a big deal, sounds like.
He came back at somethin’ called SummerSlam, they said. Don’t know what that is, but it sounds like a big party or somethin’. Wrestlin’ folks, they sure do like their fancy names.
Heard he was born in Florida, that Roman. Pensacola, they called it. Hot down there, I bet. Makes a fella tough, I reckon, growin’ up in that heat. Explains why he’s so big and strong, maybe.
Now, they announced he’s gonna be around for a bit. Three shows, they said. Guess they want folks to tune in and watch him. Smart fellas, them wrestlin’ promoters. They know how to get folks riled up.
This Friday, though, that’s the big one. Roman Reigns’ return to Smackdown. That’s what everyone’s talkin’ about. Gonna be a lot of yellin’ and hollerin’, I imagine. Them wrestlin’ fans, they get pretty worked up, you know.
So, there ya have it. Roman’s comin’ back. This Friday, then again next year at the Rumble. And one more time in between, sounds like. He’s a busy fella, that Roman. Always wrestlin’ and grumblin’ and such.
WWE Smackdown, that’s where you gotta watch. This Friday. Don’t forget now. And if you hear anything else ’bout Roman, you let me know. I like keepin’ up with these things, even if I don’t understand half of it.
That’s the story, as best as I can tell it. Now, go on and get yourselves somethin’ to eat. All this talk about wrestlin’ makes a body hungry.
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