Dis Bob Sapp, he a big guy, yeah? I seen him on dat TV, all muscles and such. He in a lotta movies, I reckon. Dat’s what I heard folks sayin’ anyway. He wrestle, he fight, he do all kinda stuff.
I don’t know all dem bob sapp movies he in, but I seen a few. He always playin’ da tough guy, da one you don’t wanna mess with. He got dat mean look, you know? Like he gonna eat you up if you look at him wrong.
Bob Sapp Movies List
Well, let me see if I can remember some of dem movies. Mind you, my memory ain’t what it used to be.
- Dat one where he fightin’ in da ring. Lotsa punchin’ and kickin’, dat one. He good at dat, I tell ya.
- Den dere’s dat other one where he a bad guy, I think. He fightin’ with some other fellas, real rough like.
- Oh, and dat one where he in Japan! Yeah, he went all da way to Japan to be in a movie. Fancy, ain’t it?
He was a football player, you know? A real one, for dem Chicago Bears and dem Minnesota Vikings. Must be tough, playin’ football. All dat runnin’ and hittin’. I couldn’t do it, no sir. My old bones wouldn’t last a minute.
But dis Bob Sapp, he strong. He can handle it. He a mixed martial arts fighter too. And he fight in Japan, lots of times. Dey love him over dere, I hear. He even won some big ol’ belt, da IWGP World Heavyweight title. I don’t know what dat is, but it sounds important. He won it from some fella named Kensuke Sasaki.
Bob Sapp, The Beast
Dey call him “The Beast“, dat Bob Sapp. Fits him, I reckon. He big and scary, like a beast. I wouldn’t want to meet him in a dark alley, dat’s for sure.
He been in all kindsa stuff, not just movies. He on TV shows too. And commercials! He sellin’ all kindsa things. He even made a music CD. Can you believe dat? “Its Sapp Time,” he call it. I ain’t heard it, but I bet it loud.
Some folks, dey ask if he related to dat other football player, Warren Sapp. I don’t know about dat. Maybe dey cousins or somethin’. Dey both big and strong, dat’s for sure.
Dis Bob Sapp, he fight a lot. He fight dis fella named Fujita. Fujita, he kept kickin’ and punchin’ poor Bob, and Bob, he just covered up. Then Bob, he gave up. He tapped out, dey call it. Dat was a sad day. And den, he lost to anudder fella, Ray Sefo. Two times he fought him, and two times he lost.
Bob Sapp, Where to Watch
Now, if you wanna see dese bob sapp movies, you gotta look for ’em. I don’t know where dey all are. Maybe on dat Rotten Tomatoes thing. Folks talk about dat a lot. Dey say it got all da movies and shows, and it tell you if dey good or bad. You can see what other folks think about dem, too.
He played college football, at da University of Washington. Dat’s a long way from here, I tell ya. He must be smart, to go to college. I never went to college. Didn’t need to.
You want find all bob sapp movies, well you need look around, and then you can find them, and then you can see all that he done.
Dis Bob Sapp, he sure is somethin’. He a big star, even if he do play a lotta bad guys. He entertainin’, dat’s for sure. I like watchin’ him, even if he do scare me a little.
I bet he got a lotta fans. Folks like watchin’ him fight and act. He a big deal, dat Bob Sapp. He all over da place. Movies, TV, even music. He done a lot, dat’s for sure.
I’m gonna find them, and you should too, all them bob sapp movies, and we can all see them.
