Okay, here’s my attempt at a blog post, mimicking the style and tone of the example you provided, while focusing on the “Bilbao vs Getafe Prediction” topic:

Alright, so I wanted to figure out this whole Bilbao versus Getafe thing. I’m no expert, just a guy who likes to place a very occasional bet and, more importantly, likes to see if I can even get close to predicting these things.
First, I scoured the internet. I mean, I really went down the rabbit hole. I looked at, like, five different websites that had stats. Standings, recent performance, goals scored, goals allowed…you name it, I probably looked at it.
Then it hits you. Too Much Information! My head’s swimming.
So I decided, I need to build my way to make it more specific and effective.
Filtering the useless message.
I grabbed a piece of paper (yeah, old school, I know) and started jotting down what actually seemed important. For Bilbao, I noticed they’ve been pretty solid at home. Like, really tough to beat. Getafe, on the other hand, they’ve been kind of…meh…away from home. Not terrible, but definitely not great.

Putting data in order.
I also checked out the “head-to-head” stuff. You know, how these two teams have done against each other in the past. It wasn’t super clear-cut, but Bilbao seemed to have a slight edge, especially in recent matches.
Make a decision.
Finally, I just went with my gut. All the data in the world can’t always account for that random factor, right? The star player getting injured in warm-up, the referee having a bad day… you just never know.
Conclusion!
My final verdict, and I emphasize this is just my personal, probably-not-very-reliable opinion, is that Bilbao is likely to win. I wouldn’t bet the house on it, but if I were putting down a small wager, that’s where I’d go. Probably a close game, though. Maybe 2-1 or 1-0.
It’s all just a bit of fun, though, right? We’ll see what happens!