Well, let me tell ya, this Fontaine fishing, it ain’t so hard. Lots of fish in them waters, just gotta know where to look, I reckon. Heard folks talkin’ ’bout this Genshin Impact thing, and how they’s fishin’ spots all over this Fontaine place. Ten of ’em, they say! That’s a whole mess of fishin’.
First thing you gotta do is find this Delaroche fella. Sounds fancy, but I bet they just stand around like everyone else. They got that bait, you see. Special bait. Gotta get the stuff for the bait, somethin’ called Sour Bait. Three Medaka fish, is it? And then some Bulle fruit and wheat. Mix it all up, like makin’ a bad pie. This Delaroche, they near some Salacia Plain place. Western shoal, they call it. Fancy name for a fishin’ hole, if you ask me.
Now, once you got that bait, you can catch all sorts of things. Big ones, small ones. Don’t matter. They all taste the same when you fry ’em up good. They say fishin’ near this Delaroche gets you some kinda special somethin’. A quest, they call it. Like a chore, but with a prize, I guess.
Here’s what I know ’bout them Fontaine fishing spots:
- That Delaroche and the Salacia Plain. Lots of folks go there, so the fish might be a little shy.
- Clemens Point. Good for somethin’ called steelhead trout. Don’t know what that is, but it sounds tough.
- Aurora Basin. They say there’s bass there. Heard they jump good.
- Some old guy’s cabin. A veteran, they call him. Lots of salmon there. Big, pink fish. Good eatin’.
- Lagras. Got them gar and catfish there. Ugly things, but they fill you up.
- Blackwater. That’s where that big ol’ Lake sturgeon lives. Heard it’s a monster.
- Upstream from Brandywine Drop. Muskies, they say. Long and skinny, like a snake with fins.
Now, I ain’t been to all these places myself, but that’s what I hear folks sayin’. They talk about fishin’ like it’s some kinda big deal. It ain’t rocket science. Just gotta have a pole, some bait, and a little bit of patience.
This Genshin Fontaine fishing, it sounds like a good time. ‘Cept for all the walkin’. My old bones ain’t what they used to be. But if you’re young and spry, you can go to all them spots and catch all them fish. Fill your bucket up real good.
Fishing spots guide? Pshaw. Just go where the water is. Fish like water. It ain’t that hard to figure out. Don’t need no fancy guide to tell you that. Just like plantin’ seeds. You put ’em in the ground, they grow. Same with fishin’. You put your line in the water, you catch fish.
This whole Genshin Impact thing, it’s all the rage these days. Kids playin’ it, talkin’ ’bout it. Don’t know what’s so special ’bout it. Back in my day, we just went outside and played. Didn’t need no fancy screens to have fun.
But hey, if this Fontaine fishing gets folks outside, then I guess it ain’t all bad. Just remember to watch out for snakes. And don’t fall in the water. And bring some snacks. Fishin’ makes you hungry.
Some folks, they got these fancy tips for fishin’. Explore this, explore that. Just go fishin’, I say. The fish don’t care if you’re explorin’ or not. They just want that bait.
Well, I reckon that’s all I got to say ’bout this Fontaine fishing business. It ain’t hard, just gotta know where to go and what to use. And maybe have a little luck. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go take a nap. All this talkin’ ’bout fishin’ has made me tired.
