Well, bless your heart, let’s talk about this Alexa gal, the one they call Bliss. Folks been askin’ when she’s comin’ back to that wrestlin’ show, the WWE one. Been gone a good long while, she has.
Seems like forever and a day since we seen her in that ring, throwin’ punches and whatnot. Heard tell she had herself a baby. Yep, a little one. That’ll keep ya busy, I reckon. Babies, they need a whole lot of lookin’ after, more than a prize-winning hog at the county fair, that’s for sure.
But it ain’t just the baby, no sirree. This poor gal, she’s been through the wringer. Heard she had some kinda skin trouble, somethin’ the doctors had to cut out. Cancer, they called it. Scary stuff, that cancer. And then somethin’ else, pre-somethin’-somethin’. Sounded complicated. Made her real sick, I guess. Had to get better, she did, before even thinkin’ ’bout wrestlin’.
- Skin cancer
- Pregnancy
- Preeclampsia
- Postpartum Problems
Now, folks are gettin’ restless. They miss seein’ her on the TV, all dolled up in her fancy wrestlin’ clothes. I seen some pictures, she’s been workin’ out, liftin’ weights and such. Looks like she’s gettin’ back in shape. Good for her, I say. Gotta stay strong, especially with a young’un to raise.
Some folks, they sayin’ she might come back next year. For that big wrestlin’ shindig they call Wrestle-somethin’. That’d be somethin’, wouldn’t it? Seein’ her back in the ring, all fired up. But you know, these things take time. Can’t rush it. Gotta let a body heal, both inside and out.
It’s been nigh on two years, they tell me. Two years! That’s a long time to be gone from your job, whatever it is. But wrestlin’, well, that ain’t like pickin’ cotton or tendin’ the garden. That’s hard work, all that jumpin’ and thumpin’ and gettin’ thrown around. You gotta be in tip-top shape for that.
I reckon she’ll be back when she’s good and ready. No point in rushin’ things and gettin’ hurt again. And that baby, well, that baby needs its mama. Wrestlin’ can wait. Family comes first, always has, always will.
Heard tell she’s been trainin’, though. Seen some videos on that there internet thingamajig. Looked like she was movin’ pretty good, for someone who’s been gone so long. That’s a good sign, I reckon. Means she’s serious about comin’ back. She ain’t one to give up easy, that Alexa.
So, we just gotta be patient, I guess. Wait and see. She’ll be back when the time is right. And when she does, I bet she’ll be better than ever. Stronger, tougher, and with a whole lot more fight in her. You don’t go through what she’s been through and not come out changed.
And who knows, maybe that little baby will be watchin’ her mama on TV one day, cheerin’ her on. That’d be somethin’ special, wouldn’t it? A real feel-good story. But for now, we just gotta wait. And pray she stays healthy and happy. That’s all that really matters, in the end.
So there you have it, the whole kit and caboodle about this Alexa gal. She’s been gone, she’s had a baby, she’s had some health problems, and she’s gettin’ ready to come back. When? Well, that’s anybody’s guess. But I reckon it won’t be too long now. And when she does, you can bet I’ll be watchin’. Even if I don’t understand half of what’s going on in that wrestling ring.
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