Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Aaron Jones fella, whether you should start him or sit him in your, uh, fantasy team. You youngsters and your games, I tell ya. But hey, money’s money, and if this Aaron fella can help you get some, then who am I to judge?
So, is this Aaron Jones guy gonna play or what?
Well, from what I hear, he’s had some boo-boos. Ribs, hips, all sorts of things. Sounds like he gets knocked around pretty good, that boy. But them football fellas, they’re tough, like them bulls back on the farm. They get back up, most of the time anyway.
- One time, they said his ribs were hurtin’. Said he got hit hard. But then, next thing you know, he’s back practicing. Tough, like I said.
- Another time, it was his hip. Them Vikings, they were hopin’ he wouldn’t play, but he did. Can’t keep a good man down, I guess. Or a money-makin’ man, which is what matters to you young’uns.
Now, they got these fancy fellas, the “experts,” they call ’em. They look at numbers and charts and such. More complicated than plantin’ corn, I tell ya. But they say Aaron’s a pretty good player, gets lots of chances to run with the ball and catch it too. Something about “opportunity share” and “weighted opportunities.” Sounds like fancy talk for “he gets the ball a lot.”
Start or Sit? That’s the big question, ain’t it?
Well, it ain’t easy, like pickin’ ripe tomatoes. Sometimes, even the good ones have a bad day. Like that old rooster we had, used to crow every mornin’, then one day, just wouldn’t. Things happen.
Here’s what I reckon, based on what I hear tell:
If Aaron’s healthy, meaning he ain’t limpin’ around like old Bess after she got into the corn liquor, then you probably wanna start him. Why? Cause he gets the ball, see? And when you get the ball, you can score them “fantasy points,” or whatever you call ’em.
But if he’s hurtin’, if he’s got them ribs achin’ or that hip botherin’ him, then maybe you wanna sit him. A hurt player ain’t no good to nobody, like a plow with a broken blade.
How do you know if he’s healthy?
That’s the tricky part. You gotta listen to them “experts,” I guess. They read them reports and listen to the coaches and all that. They say he’s practicing, that’s a good sign. Means he’s probably gonna play.
But even then, you gotta be careful. Sometimes they play even when they ain’t one hundred percent. Like that time my grandson Jed went to the county fair with a fever. Said he didn’t wanna miss the pig races. Kids these days.
Here’s what I’d do, if I was playin’ this here fantasy game:
I’d check them reports right before the game. See if they say he’s playin’ for sure. If they do, and he’s been practicin’, then I’d start him. He’s a good player, gets the ball a lot, and that’s what you want.
But if they say he’s “questionable” or “doubtful,” then I’d sit him. Better safe than sorry, I always say. There’s plenty of other fellas who can run with the ball. Maybe not as good as Aaron, but a healthy fella is better than a hurt one, that’s for sure.
And one more thing…
Don’t go blamin’ me if Aaron has a bad game, even if he’s healthy. This ain’t no exact science, this football thing. It’s like the weather, unpredictable. One day it’s sunny, the next it’s rainin’ cats and dogs. You just gotta do your best and hope for the best. And maybe say a little prayer to the good Lord, that couldn’t hurt neither.
So there you have it, my two cents on this Aaron Jones fella. Start him if he’s healthy, sit him if he ain’t. And remember, it’s just a game. Don’t get too worked up about it. There’s more important things in life, like family, friends, and a good crop of corn.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens. Them foxes been gettin’ bolder lately.
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