Well, let me tell you about this thing, this Davis v Walsh thing. Sounds fancy, but it’s just a bunch of squabblin’, far as I can tell. Like two roosters fightin’ over a hen, this Davis and this Walsh, they’re goin’ at it in court.
This here Davis, seems like there’s a whole bunch of ’em. One time it’s some Junior Lewis Davis and Mary Sue Davis, fightin’ over some, what’s it called… frozen baby things. Embryos. Like they put ’em on ice, Lord have mercy. They can do that now, keep ’em frozen like popsicles. Anyway, they was gettin’ a divorce and couldn’t agree on what to do with them little frozen things. That’s one Davis mess.
Then there’s another Davis, this one fightin’ with the whole dang country! Davis v United States, they call it. Sounds big and important, like somethin’ on the TV. Don’t rightly know what that one’s about, probably some government hooey. They always fightin’ about somethin’ or other. Got nothin’ better to do, I reckon.
But this Davis v Walsh, that’s a different kettle of fish. Seems like this Walsh fella, he got some money from the court. Lawyer money, they call it. He musta done somethin’ right, I guess, to get that money. Two times, they gave it to him! Can you believe it? Must be nice to have that kinda money just handed to ya.
- This Davis fella, he’s a fighter, too.
- Boxes with his fists.
- They call him Gervonta.
- Knocks people out cold!
Now, this Gervonta Davis, he’s a whole ‘nother story. He ain’t fightin’ in court, he’s fightin’ in a ring. A boxer, they call him. And a good one, too, from what I hear. Knocks people out left and right. He fought this other fella, name of Frank Martin. Beat him good, they say. Knocked him right out in the, what was it, the eighth round? Sounds brutal, if you ask me.
This Gervonta, he makes a pile of money, too. Millions, they say! For punchin’ people! Can you imagine? Back in my day, you got punched, you didn’t get paid, you just got a black eye. Times sure have changed.
He started young, this Gervonta. Eighteen years old, beatin’ up grown men. Knocked one out in 89 seconds! That’s barely enough time to boil an egg. He’s got 30 wins, and 28 of them by knockout. That’s a lot of fellas he’s put to sleep with his fists. This Martin fella, he’s the first one Gervonta couldn’t beat.
So, you see, this Davis v Walsh, it’s all mixed up with these other Davis things. One’s about frozen babies, one’s about fightin’ the government, and one’s about a boxer makin’ millions. It’s a whole mess, if you ask me.
This Walsh fella, gettin’ that lawyer money, he’s probably happy as a pig in slop. And this Gervonta, knockin’ people out for millions, he’s livin’ high on the hog, I bet. But that first Davis, with the frozen embryos… well, that’s just sad. Divorce is always messy, especially when you got little lives on ice involved.
It’s all a big to-do about nothin’, if you ask me. People fightin’ over money, over babies, over who’s the best fighter. Just a lot of fussin’ and feudin’.
But that’s the way of the world, I guess. Always has been, always will be. People just can’t seem to get along, no matter what. Whether it is Davis v Walsh or somethin’ else. They are always fightin’ about something.
This whole Davis v Walsh thing just proves it, plain as day. This is all about money, ain’t nothin new.
It just makes you wonder why people are always going to the court.
That Davis and Mary Sue must have lots of arguments about those frozen babies.
And that Gervonta Davis, he must be strong to knock all those people out.
Maybe this Davis v Walsh is about some fightin’ too.
