This Jon Rahm, boy, he sure got lots of folks givin’ him stuff. Big names, too! Like that Callaway. They make them golf clubs, you know? Good ones, too, I hear. They give him all sorts of things. Clubs, bags, maybe even them fancy shirts. He’s been with them since 2021, that’s what they say.
He’s a big shot now, this Jon. Got himself two of them big Major wins. Over 20 wins, that’s a lot! They say he was number one for a whole year, 52 weeks! That’s like, a long time. He even plays for Europe in that Ryder Cup thing. Three times, too! I don’t know much about golf, but that sounds like a big deal.
And then there’s that car company. What’s it called? Mercedes-Benz. Yeah, that’s the one. Them fancy cars. They give him money, too. Lots of it, I bet. He must drive one of them real nice cars, all shiny and new. Imagine that!
- That Callaway, they make good golf stuff.
- Mercedes-Benz, them’s the fancy cars.
- Rolex, them’s them fancy watches.
- And some bank called Santander.
He’s got a watch sponsor, too. Rolex. Them’s the real fancy watches. Cost a whole lot, I reckon. More than I’ve ever seen in my whole life, probably! He’s just livin’ the high life, ain’t he? I don’t even know what that means, but it sure seems like he’s got it good. I bet he don’t got no chickens to feed like me.
And a bank! Can you believe it? Some bank called Santander. I don’t know what they do, but they must be throwin’ money at him, too. Banks always got money. They say he gets like, 20 million a year! Just for wearin’ their names and such. I don’t even know what 20 million looks like. That’s more money than this whole town’s got, I bet.
He’s wearin’ some clothes, too. TravisMathew, they call it. I don’t know nothin’ about fancy clothes. But they must be nice if he’s wearin’ ’em. And shoes! Some company called Cuater. They even make special shoes just for him! Can you imagine? Shoes just for you! Must be nice. I bet they’re comfortable to walk in the golf course.
He won that big tournament, too. The U.S. Open. First fella from Spain to ever do it. That’s what they say, anyway. Spain, that’s far away, right? Across the ocean. He must be real good at hittin’ that little ball to win all them things. I’ve seen them playing golf on the tv, it’s a lot of walking. That’s good exercise, I guess. Better than sitting all day, I suppose.
This Jon Rahm, he’s livin’ the dream, ain’t he? All them sponsors just throwin’ money and things at him. He must be doin’ somethin’ right. Good for him, I say. Good for him. He’s probably got a whole closet full of them Callaway clubs and Rolex watches. And a garage full of them Mercedes-Benz cars. That’s what happens when you become famous, I guess.
I guess when you’re good at golf, you get all kinds of companies wanting you to use their stuff. They want to put their names on you. It’s like free advertising, ain’t it? Smart for them, really. I guess if you’re big as Jon Rahm, the sponsors come running. He is a big deal in the golf.
I heard he’s got a good swing. They say it on the TV. A real good swing. Must be all them Callaway clubs he’s got. They probably help him swing it good. I bet he practices a lot. You gotta practice to be that good, I reckon. It looks easy on the tv, but it’s probably not. I’ve seen them get mad when the ball doesn’t go where they want it to. I guess it is hard work.
Jon Rahm sponsors. That’s what they’re talking about. All the big companies that give him things. That Callaway, that Mercedes-Benz, that Rolex, and that Santander bank. And them clothes and shoes, too. He’s got it made, that boy. He sure does. It’s a good life when you have so many sponsors. You don’t have to worry about nothing. They give you everything. I don’t know how many sponsors he has. Probably a lot. That’s good.
