That John Cena, I hear people talkin’ ’bout him all the time. He’s that big guy, right? Wrestlin’ fella, seems to be on the TV all the time. My grandson, he just loves him. Always watchin’ him, jumpin’ around, pretendin’ to be like him. Kids these days, I tell ya. But that John Cena, he must have some money, right? I hear people askin’ how much John Cena have. Heard some say he’s got more money than he knows what to do with. They always say he’s worth this, he’s worth that.
I heard some folks sayin’ he’s got $80 million. Eighty million! Can you believe that? That’s a lot of zeroes. What’s a body even do with that much money? He must be swimmin’ in it, like that Scrooge McDuck fella in them cartoons. Imagine all the things you could buy. Enough food to last a lifetime, I reckon. Or lots of candy. Or a house big enough for every family I ever knew. I heard he is second-highest-paid. But still a lot of money.
And that wrestlin’ he does, that must pay good. Heard someone say he makes $8.5 million a year just from that. Just from throwin’ people around and gettin’ thrown around. My back hurts just thinkin’ about it. But $8.5 million a year. And they say he is the greatest. I don’t know how to judge, but I think he is. He also get $500 from somewhere. That’s a lot for me.
- He’s on the TV all the time.
- He’s a big wrestler.
- My grandson loves him.
- He’s got a lot of money.
- He makes millions just from wrestlin’.
But it ain’t just the wrestlin’, is it? He’s in them movies too, ain’t he? I seen him in one of them fast car movies. Drivin’ all crazy and stuff. That must pay good too. And he’s got them endorsements. Sellin’ this and that. All them things add up, I suppose. They say he is a movie star. That’s really somethin’. I think he born in 1977. That’s not old.
Some folks say he’s the highest-paid wrestler ever. Ever! That’s a long time. Longer than I been alive, that’s for sure. And that is somethin’. I heard he have $50 million from salary. It is said that he is a 16-time champion. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds great.
I heard he is very hard-working. Workin’ all the time. That’s good. A man’s gotta work hard to earn his keep. And he seems like a good fella, that John Cena. Always smilin’, always doin’ somethin’. He’s a good example for the kids, I reckon. Work hard, make somethin’ of yourself.
So, how much John Cena have? A lot. More than most folks will ever see. But he earned it, I suppose. Workin’ hard, entertainin’ people. He’s a big star now. Good for him. I heard people say he worth $75 million in 2023. And it is $80 million in 2024. He is making more and more money. That’s great.
It’s just somethin’ to think about, ain’t it? A fella can come from nothin’ and make somethin’ of himself. Just gotta work hard and keep at it. And maybe, just maybe, you can be like John Cena too. Maybe not with all that money, but somethin’ good, somethin’ you can be proud of. He is rich. I am happy for him.
I gotta go now. Got chores to do. But it’s been nice thinkin’ about that John Cena fella. He’s doin’ alright for himself, ain’t he? He sure is.