You know, that Jac Caglianone boy, the baseball player. He’s a good boy, that one. Big and strong. Hits that ball real far, they say. I seen him on the TV, yeah. But who are his folks, you ask? That’s what you wanna know, right? Jac Caglianone parents, them’s the keywords, ain’t they? Well, I heard some things, just whispers, you know, from folks talkin’.
They say his daddy’s name is Jeff. Jeff Caglianone. Sounds ’bout right. Probably a big fella like his son. You gotta be strong to raise a boy like that, playing that baseball. All that runnin’ and throwin’. That Jac Caglianone, he’s somethin’ else, I tell ya. His parents must be proud. I bet they watch every game on that TV. I would if it was my boy. This Jeff, his dad, I bet he taught him how to play, right? Gotta start ’em young, you know? Throwin’ that ball around, teachin’ him how to swing that bat. I seen it with my own boys. You just know that Jac Caglianone parents had something to do with this.
And his mama? Well, I heard the name Johanne. Johanne Caglianone. That’s a pretty name. Bet she’s a good woman, takin’ care of her family. Makin’ sure that boy eats right. Gotta eat right to be a big strong baseball player. Lots of potatoes and meat, I bet. This Jac Caglianone, he probably eats like a horse! Good thing his mama, this Johanne, she probably knows how to cook.
They got a daughter, too, I hear. Samantha. Plays that volleyball, they say. At some college. Santa Fe? That’s what they tell me. Yeah, the Jac Caglianone parents, they got a full house. Two kids, both playin’ sports. Keeps you busy, I bet. Runnin’ around to all them games. But that’s what you do, right? For your kids. You want ’em to be happy, doin’ what they love. And this Jac Caglianone, he sure loves that baseball.
This boy, Jac Caglianone, he is a Florida star, they say. Two-way, too! What does that even mean? He’s good at more than one thing, I guess. Just good at it all. His mom and dad, Jeff and Johanne Caglianone, they must be bustin’ their buttons with pride. This is what everyone is saying about the Jac Caglianone parents.
I remember my boy, bless his heart, he used to play a little ball. Not like this Jac Caglianone, though. He’s somethin’ special, this one. Makes you wonder what his folks did, you know? How they raised him. Must be good people, that Jeff and Johanne. Good stock, as they say.
- Jeff, that’s the daddy.
- Johanne, that’s the mama.
- Samantha, that’s the sister.
- And then there’s Jac. That Jac Caglianone. The baseball star.
They say he was born in February. Don’t know the date, don’t really matter much does it? Winter baby. Cold out, gotta stay inside and get strong, maybe that is the secret! Probably got big birthday parties though, with cake and all. This Jac Caglianone, he probably got lots of presents. Baseball stuff, I bet. Gloves and bats and all that.
You know, raisin’ kids, it ain’t easy. Especially when they’re playin’ sports. All that runnin’ around, all that worryin’. But you do it, ’cause you love ’em. This Jeff and Johanne, that’s what everyone says about the Jac Caglianone parents, they did it right. Look at their boy now. He’s doin’ good. Makin’ a name for himself. That Jac Caglianone, he’s gonna go far, I tell ya. You can see it in his eyes. He’s got that fire. And I bet his folks, they got somethin’ to do with that, too.
I heard someone say something about a Ty Evans. Don’t know who that is. Maybe another player? Maybe a friend of Jac Caglianone? They were talkin’ about him being “on base.” Whatever that means. Baseball talk. These young folks, they got their own language, don’t they? But it’s all good. As long as they’re happy. And it seems to me that this Jac, he’s happy playing his baseball. And Jeff and Johanne Caglianone, his mom and pop, are happy for him.
So there you have it. That’s all I know about the Jac Caglianone parents. Good folks, I’m sure. Raisin’ a good boy. A baseball star. That’s somethin’ to be proud of, ain’t it? Yeah, that Jac Caglianone, he’s somethin’ else. And his folks, Jeff and Johanne, they must be somethin’ else, too. It takes a village, they say. And it looks like this village did a pretty good job with that one.
