That Jacob Fatu, he’s a big name now, huh? Wrestling, wrestling, all day long. He’s got cousins all over that WWE thing. That boy, he’s related to them all, I tell ya. He’s one of them Fatu boys, and they all make such a ruckus in that ring! It’s in their blood, you know. Wrestling, fighting, always something with them Fatu boys.
Now, this Jacob, he’s the son of Sam Fatu. That Sam, he used to be called The Tonga Kid, or something like that. Jacob Fatu, he’s a tough one. And that Roman Reigns, big shot now, he’s a cousin too. See, Roman’s daddy, Sika, and that Tonga Kid’s daddy, they was cousins. So, Roman and Jacob, they’re related, just a little further down the line, I reckon. It’s all a bit confusing with them Anoa’i and Fatu families.
Then you got them Uso boys. Jimmy and Jey, twins they are. And they got a little brother, Solo Sikoa. Their daddy is Rikishi. Remember him? Big fella, used to wrestle too. All these boys, Jacob Fatu’s cousins, all of them wrestling. Rikishi’s brother, that’s Sam, The Tonga Kid. And he’s Jacob’s daddy. They’re all Fatus, that’s their real name.
- Jacob Fatu – Sam Fatu’s son
- Roman Reigns – Sika’s son
- Jimmy & Jey Uso – Rikishi’s sons, twins
- Solo Sikoa – Rikishi’s youngest
- Sam Fatu, the “Tonga Kid” – Rikishi’s brother
That Zilla, now he’s another one. Umaga’s boy, that’s who he is. Wrestles too, just like the rest of ’em. He calls Roman his “Tribal Chief” or whatever the term is. Says he’s done a lot for wrestling. These young folks and their words, I tell ya. Zilla, Jacob Fatu, all part of that big family.
Heard Jacob went and got himself in trouble once, robbery or something. Ended up in the pokey. But he saw his cousins, them Uso boys, on the TV in jail, and that’s what made him want to wrestle. Turned his life around, I guess. Good for him. Now he is Jacob Fatu, WWE star. He’s got a bunch of kids, seven of ’em, I hear. Keeps that part of his life quiet, though. Smart, I suppose. Jacob is cousins with a lot of famous people. But he is famous now, too.
Jacob Fatu just showed up on that SmackDown show, I hear tell. Made a big splash, attacking everybody. Randy Orton, Kevin Owens, that Cody Rhodes fella. He’s making a name for himself, that’s for sure. He’s a cousin to them all, that’s how it goes in that family. They all stick together, those Fatu boys.
Heard Roman wanted to fight Jacob, one on one. But Jacob, he just laughed. Ain’t scared of nobody, that one. It’s all a show anyway, I think they just pretend to be mad. But they all know each other, worked together, trained together. It ain’t just “Oh, we’re cousins and we don’t talk.” Nah, they all know each other real good. Family’s family, especially with them.
They all grew up together, wrestling and carrying on. It’s a whole big thing, this wrestling family. Jacob Fatu, Roman Reigns, the Usos, Zilla, all of ’em. They’re all connected, all got that wrestling in their blood. That’s the family business. They’re good at it too. Makes you wonder what they’ll do next, huh? Always something new with those Jacob Fatu cousins.
Jacob Fatu, he’s strong, good wrestler. And he’s got a lot of family, famous family at that. The cousins, they stick together. Always fighting. They know each other real good. They grew up together, in the ring. Now that Jacob Fatu is on the show, maybe he will fight his cousins. He already fought Cody Rhodes. He’s not scared, that’s for sure. That’s all I know about Jacob Fatu and his famous cousins.
