Hey there, you all! You won’t believe what I saw! It’s about them Impact Wrestling new belts. They done went and changed them belts again. They call it TNA now, I heard. Whatever that means.
That Jordynne Grace and that Josh Alexander boy, they some of the wrestlers with the new belts, I reckon. Strong as oxes, both of ’em. They are the champions, ya know!
And listen to this, they said they gonna start the year all fresh and new, with a new look, just like a fresh coat of paint on an old barn. They keep talkin’ about this “Hard to Kill” thing. Sounds rough, don’t it?
- They done showed it on that Twitter thing first.
- They asked folks what they thought about the new belts.
- Everybody’s talkin’ about it.
They got this new World Championship thing, it’s all shiny and whatnot. Says TNA on it big as day. They say it’s for the best wrestler, the top dog, ya know? This new design is somethin’ else. Big and heavy, I bet.
And that X-Division Championship, they fixed that one up too. Looks a whole heap better than that old one, that’s for sure. They said the old one was no good anymore. Needed a change, I guess. This one is different, more modern, maybe?
Then there’s the Tag Team Titles, for them two-man teams. They say these new ones look kinda like them WWE RAW belts. Whatever that is. I seen them on the TV once, all them sparkly things. Must be worth a fortune! Two belts for the two best wrestlers workin’ together.
This fella named Sami Callihan, he’s the Impact World Champion, I reckon. He’s a tough one, that one. He showed off that new belt of his. Big and gold, it was. Says “World Champion” right on it, so you can’t miss it. He’s proud of it, that’s for sure. You can tell he worked hard for it.
They got some other belt, they call it the Crown Jewel Championship. Now that one sounds fancy, don’t it? They say it’s got real jewels on it. Can you believe that? Must be worth more than my whole house! Don’t know much about this one, but it sounds important. Probably for some big shot wrestler, I imagine.
All these new belts got folks talkin’. Some like ’em, some don’t. Just like pickin’ beans, some folks like ’em green, some like ’em yellow. Me, I don’t rightly know. They all look pretty fancy to me. But I do like seein’ them wrestlers fightin’ for ’em. Keeps things interestin’, that’s for sure.
I remember one time, back in the day, they had this old belt, it was all worn out and beat up. But it meant somethin’ to them wrestlers. They fought tooth and nail for it. These new ones, they’re all shiny and new, but they gotta earn their keep, ya know? Gotta prove they’re worth somethin’. Just like a new calf, gotta prove it can stand on its own four legs.
These new belts, are a big deal, I reckon. Means things are changin’ in that Impact Wrestling, or TNA, or whatever they call it now. Just like the seasons, things gotta change. Can’t stay the same forever. It’s all about keepin’ up with the times, I suppose.
I reckon these new belts will bring in new folks, watchin’ and cheerin’. More folks means more excitement, more hootin’ and hollerin’. Just like a good ol’ fashioned barn raisin’, the more the merrier, I always say. These new belts might just be the ticket to gettin’ more folks interested in that wrestlin’.
Well, I best be goin’. Got chores to do. But you keep your eyes peeled for them Impact Wrestling new belts. They’re somethin’ to see, that’s for sure. And who knows, maybe I’ll even see ya there, watchin’ them wrestlers fight for ’em. Wouldn’t that be somethin’? Maybe I’ll even wear my best Sunday dress!
Just remember though, new belts is good for business. These new designs bring attention. It’s all about the show, see? Gotta have a good show. It is good to see the belts, and you can follow along at home, ya know? And the tag team belts, they look like the WWE belts, I heard, but I ain’t never seen ’em myself. These new belts mean big things, I reckon.
They are Hard to Kill, you know? That’s what they say, anyway. These belts are all part of the plan, I suppose. Gotta keep things movin’, gotta keep things fresh. Like a new batch of biscuits, gotta keep ’em comin’. That Sami Callihan, he’s a tough cookie, ain’t he? He’s the champ, ya know? He deserves that belt. But these other fellas, they want it too. They’re gonna fight for it. It’s gonna be a real barn burner, I tell ya!
Don’t know much about these other companies, though. I just know about Impact. That’s the one I watch. That Jordynne Grace, she’s a strong one. And that Josh Alexander, he’s tough as nails. These belts change things, ya know? They put a new shine on things. Make things more interestin’. Like a new rooster in the henhouse, stirrin’ things up!
These Impact Wrestling new belts are a big deal around here. Big news for the company, ya know? Like a new well in the field, it’s somethin’ everyone’s talkin’ about.
I’m gonna go watch to see those belts. They are a sight to see, I reckon!
