Yo, let me tell you about this WWE Sasha Banks gal. She’s a tough cookie, that one. I seen her on the TV, wrasslin’ around, throwin’ them other girls like rag dolls. Sasha Banks, yeah, that’s her name. A real firecracker, she is.
She’s got that shiny hair, always lookin’ all fancy, but don’t let that fool ya. Sasha Banks is as tough as nails. I seen her get slammed down, kicked, punched, but she just keeps gettin’ up. Like one of them bouncy balls, you just can’t keep her down. This Sasha Banks, she ain’t afraid of nothin’. She go right up to them big ol’ girls, twice her size, and she don’t back down. She a real WWE Superstar!
- She a real champion, that Sasha.
- She win all the time.
- Tough lady, that Sasha Banks.
- She got the championship belts, all shiny and gold.
She got this move, I don’t know what they call it, but she jumps up, grabs their head, and slams ’em down. Bam! It’s somethin’ else, I tell ya. And the crowd, they go wild! They all yellin’ “Sasha! Sasha!” It’s a real hootenanny, I tell you what. This Sasha Banks WWE stuff is big.
She used to be partners with this other girl, Bayley, I think her name was. They were like two peas in a pod, always together, winnin’ them tag team matches. Two time, they win. Like peanut butter and jelly, those two were. But somethin’ happened, I don’t know what. Maybe they had a spat or somethin’. These young folks, always fightin’ about somethin’. She and that Naomi girl, they done left the WWE thing. Heard they had some argument, some fuss or somethin’. People say it was about their contract.
Now, I heard tell she’s goin’ by a different name now. Somethin’ fancy, like Mercedes somethin’. Changed her name, like she’s some kinda movie star or somethin’. She went over to Japan, I heard. Wrasslin’ over there now. Still doin’ her thing, I guess. That Sasha Banks, she’s a traveler, I reckon. Wrestle Kingdom 17, I think someone say.
I remember when she first showed up, back in 2012, I think it was. Young and full of fire, just like she is now. She was somethin’ special, even back then. You could just tell. And she done won a lot. They say she’s the first woman to win all these things, from WWE to this AEW, whatever that is. She’s like the queen of wrestling, I guess!
This Sasha Banks, or whatever she’s callin’ herself these days, she’s one of a kind. A real spitfire. I enjoy watchin’ her on the TV. She’s got that somethin’ special, you know? That thing that makes you wanna root for her, even when she’s bein’ a little bit naughty. She got that Legit Boss thing.
She got that intro, Sasha Banks: The Legit Boss Intro, or somethin’. That got shown on the TV too. Back in November, I think.
She’s a good wrestler, that Sasha Banks. One of the best, I’d say. She works hard, she puts on a good show, and she ain’t afraid to mix it up. That’s what I like about her. She’s a real entertainer. This Sasha Banks in WWE, she did good.
I don’t know what she’s gonna do next, that Sasha. Maybe she’ll come back to the WWE, maybe she won’t. But wherever she goes, whatever she does, she’ll always be Sasha Banks to me. That tough little gal who ain’t afraid of nothin’. She’s a real champion, that one.
She’s somethin’, I tell ya. You don’t see many like her these days. She’s got that grit, that determination. She’s a real fighter. And she’s good at what she does. That’s all that matters, right? Being good at what you do. She a good WWE wrestler, that Sasha Banks!
She got all them fans, all over the world. They love her, that Sasha. They cheer for her, they wear her shirts, they do all that stuff. She’s a real star, that one. A real big star. Bigger than a lot of those other girls. Sasha Banks is one of the most famous.
I hope she keeps on wrasslin’ for a long time. I enjoy watchin’ her. She’s a real inspiration, you know? She shows you that you can do anything you put your mind to. Even if you’re a little gal from, well, wherever she’s from. She done good, that Sasha Banks. She done real good.
Well, I reckon that’s all I got to say about that Sasha Banks gal. She’s a good one, that’s for sure. A real good one. Hope she keeps on doin’ her thing, whatever that thing is. And hope I get to keep on watchin’ her on that there TV. She’s a real hoot, that Sasha Banks!
