Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Cynthia Lopez. Never heard of her before, but the young’uns told me she’s kinda famous. Seems like lots of folks wanna know ’bout her. So, I’ll tell ya what I know, or what I heard tell, anyway.
Who is this Cynthia Lopez, anyway?
From what I gather, this Cynthia gal, she ain’t famous all on her own. It’s mostly ’cause of her husband. He’s some kinda boxer, a fighter they say. A real strong fella, I guess. They call him a “professional,” whatever that means. Something ’bout “IBF lightweight,” sounds fancy, but I reckon it just means he punches people real good. He’s the one who got her name in the papers, or on that there internet thingy, the young’uns are always lookin’ at.
- Husband’s a boxer
- He’s real good at fightin’
- That’s how she got famous
Now, there’s another Cynthia Lopez, or maybe it’s the same one, hard to say with these city folks. This other one, she’s always showin’ up at them movie premieres. You know, them fancy shindigs where they roll out the red carpet and everyone dresses up like they’re goin’ to church, only fancier. They got pictures of her with all sorts of movie stars. Ariana Grande, that little singer girl, and Jennifer Lopez, another one with the same last name, maybe they’re kin? And some fella named Jonathan Bailey. I ain’t never seen none of their movies, but they must be somethin’ special, the way folks talk about ’em.
What’s all this talk about “Wicked”?
Seems like this Cynthia, whichever one she is, is mixed up in this “Wicked” movie thing. I heard tell it’s ’bout some green-skinned gal who gets picked on ’cause she looks different. Reminds me of that time old man Johnson’s cow got into the paint shed and turned all blue. Folks laughed at her somethin’ awful, but she still gave good milk, just like this Cynthia girl, seems like she’s doin’ alright even with all the fuss.
She’s a workin’ woman, too.
And get this, this Cynthia, she ain’t just sittin’ around eatin’ bonbons. She’s got a real job, too. A “Supervisory Contracting Officer,” they call it. Sounds important. She’s been doin’ it for fifteen years, overseein’ buildin’ stuff for the government and them rich folks. Guess she’s good with numbers and bossin’ people around. Good for her, I say. A woman’s gotta make her own way in this world.
Fightin’ fraud, too!
Now, I also heard tell she’s workin’ with a new team, tryin’ to stop folks from cheatin’ and stealin’. Somethin’ ’bout “mitigatin’ fraud,” fancy words again. But it sounds like she’s catchin’ bad guys, and that’s a good thing in my book. Someone said she’s been doin’ this kinda work for a long time, and she’s real good at it. They even put it on that “LinkedIn” thing, whatever that is.
That “Wicked” movie again…
And then there’s that “Wicked” movie again. Folks are sayin’ this Cynthia Erivo, maybe she’s the same as Cynthia Lopez, maybe not, hard to keep track, they’re sayin’ she wouldn’t even go to the bathroom all day long when they was makin’ that movie. Imagine that! Holdin’ it in all day. Must’ve been real important, that movie. They say her and Ariana Grande, that little singer girl again, they’re both real good in it. And it made a whole lotta money, too. Millions and millions of dollars. Enough to buy a whole lotta cows, that’s for sure.
Is “Wicked” like that “Wizard of Oz” movie?
Now, some folks are wonderin’ if this “Wicked” movie is like that old “Wizard of Oz” movie. You know, the one with the scarecrow and the tin man and the lion. But they say it ain’t that simple. It’s kinda like a before-story, they call it a “prequel.” Confusin’, ain’t it? But I guess it tells you how things got to be the way they are in that other movie. Like how that green-skinned gal got to be so wicked, I reckon.
Keepin’ it secret…
And they’re real hush-hush about this “Wicked” movie, too. Don’t want nobody knowin’ what’s gonna happen. They keep it all a secret, so folks gotta go see it in the theaters. Smart, I guess. Makes folks curious, like me tryin’ to figure out who this Cynthia Lopez is and what she’s all about.
Big hit movie…
So, this “Wicked” movie, it’s a big deal. Made a whole lotta money, like I said. And that Cynthia Erivo, or maybe it’s Cynthia Lopez, she’s right there in the middle of it all. Seems like she’s doin’ alright for herself, whoever she is. Whether she’s married to a boxer, catchin’ bad guys, or starin’ in movies, she’s makin’ her mark on the world.
Well, that’s all I know about this Cynthia Lopez. Might not be much, but it’s somethin’. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens. They’re startin’ to squawk somethin’ awful.
