Alright, let’s get this straight. You wanna know ’bout that wrestling stuff, the WWE Monday Night Raw results, right? Okay, okay, I’ll tell ya what I know. Don’t expect no fancy words or nothin’, I just tell it like it is.
So, they had this big fight night, see? They call it Monday Night Raw. Happened in a bunch of different places, they move around a lot, them wrestlers. One time they was in Wichita, Kansas, at that Intrust Bank Arena place. Another time, they was up in Boston, Massachusetts, at the TD Garden. Busy folks, I tell ya.
One night, this girl Bayley, she helped another girl, Bianca Belair. They was fightin’ to get an advantage in somethin’ called WarGames. Bayley, she beat this big ol’ woman, Nia Jax, who’s the WWE Women’s Champion. That was a big deal, let me tell ya. Nia Jax, she’s tough as nails, but Bayley, she was tougher that night.
Then there was this other time, they had this big fight called Survivor Series: War Games. Lots of wrestlin’ goin’ on there. This fella CM Punk, he was fightin’ alongside Roman Reigns. They was on the same team, called the OG Bloodline. They beat up another team, Solo Sikoa and his bunch, the new Bloodline. Sounded like a real family feud, if you ask me.
- Wichita, Kansas: Intrust Bank Arena – some fightin’ happened there.
- Boston, Massachusetts: TD Garden – more fightin’ happened there too.
- Bayley vs. Nia Jax: Bayley won, helped Bianca get a WarGames advantage. Big win!
- Survivor Series: War Games: CM Punk and Roman Reigns teamed up, beat Solo Sikoa and his crew. Crazy family stuff.
And then, this girl IYO SKY, she won somethin’ called a Battle Royal. That means a whole bunch of girls fightin’ at once, last one standin’ wins. She won, and now she gets to fight for the Women’s World Title. Good for her, I say. She’s a tough cookie, that IYO SKY.
This wrestling stuff, it’s always on TV, on somethin’ called the USA Network. They start fightin’ at 8 o’clock at night, eastern time, whatever that means. I just watch whenever it’s on, don’t pay much attention to the time. They always havin’ different matches and things, always somethin’ goin’ on.
They had a show on December 9th, 2024, that was in Wichita. Then they had another one on December 16th, 2024, in Boston. Like I said, they move around a lot. Hard to keep track sometimes, but I try my best.
Monday Night Raw, that’s what they call it. Every Monday, they’re fightin’. Punchin’, kickin’, throwin’ each other around. It’s kinda crazy, but I guess people like it. Me, I just like seein’ who wins. It’s like them old westerns, only with more spandex and less horses.
So, that’s the gist of it. WWE Monday Night Raw results, that’s what you wanted, right? I told you it wouldn’t be fancy. It’s all just a bunch of folks fightin’ and fussin’, tryin’ to be the best. Just like life, I reckon, only with more muscles and shiny belts. They fight for titles, they fight for pride, they fight for… well, I don’t rightly know what else they fight for. Entertainment, I guess. Keeps folks busy, keeps ’em talkin’. And that’s all there is to it.
One more thing, this wrestling, it’s not real fightin’, you know. They pretendin’, mostly. But they’re good at it, I’ll give ’em that. Makes you believe it sometimes. Just don’t go tryin’ that stuff at home, you hear? You’ll hurt yourself somethin’ fierce.
Anyway, that’s all I got. Hope it made some sense. If you wanna know more, you gotta watch it yourself. Or ask someone who knows more than this old woman. But I tried my best, that’s for sure.
