Alright, alright, let me tell ya ’bout this fight, the, uh, whatchamacallit… Benavidez versus Charlo fight. Yeah, that’s it.
So, these two fellas, Benavidez and Charlo, they gonna duke it out. It’s a middleweight fight, you know, like in the middle, not too big, not too small. They gonna be punchin’ each other, tryin’ to knock each other down. I seen some fightin’ in my day, let me tell ya, but these fellas, they get paid big bucks for it.
They sayin’ the fight’s on Saturday. Saturday! Like we ain’t got nothin’ better to do on a Saturday. But folks wanna watch, so they gonna put it on. And get this, they sayin’ the main fight, the one with Benavidez and Charlo, that ain’t gonna start till late, like, 3 in the mornin’! Can you believe it? 3 in the mornin’! Who stays up that late ‘cept for the young’uns and them night owls?
- Fight: Benavidez vs Charlo
- Weight Class: Middleweight
- Day: Saturday
- Main Event Ringwalks: Around 3 AM
Now, I heard tell there’s gonna be other fights before the big one. They call ’em undercard fights. Like appetizers before the main course, I guess. They gotta warm up the crowd, you know. One of ’em is with some fella named Gvozdyk… Gvoz-what? Never heard of him. But they sayin’ his fight gonna start around 10:15 at night. That’s a little more reasonable, I reckon.
Folks are bettin’ on who’s gonna win. They always bettin’. Some folks think Charlo gonna win, some like Benavidez. Me? I don’t know nothin’ ’bout bettin’. I just hope nobody gets hurt too bad. It’s just a fight, you know? No need for nobody to get their head knocked off.
They got all this fancy stuff now, like “fight recaps” and “video highlights”. Sounds like a whole lotta fuss to me. Back in my day, you watched the fight, and that was it. No need for all that replayin’ and analyzin’. But I guess that’s how they do things now. They also got this thing called “Twitter updates.” Don’t know what that is, sounds like a bunch of birds chirpin’ to me.
And they doin’ it all in Vegas. Las Vegas. That place is all lights and noise. Too much for this old lady. I prefer the quiet of the countryside, myself. But I guess that’s where they do all the big fights. They got this big ol’ place, 3950 somethin’ somethin’ Boulevard. That’s where it’s all happenin’. Sounds fancy. Too fancy for me.
So, if you’re one of them folks who likes watchin’ fellas punch each other, you might wanna check out this Benavidez versus Charlo fight. Just remember, it’s gonna be late, and it’s gonna be in Vegas. And don’t go bettin’ your life savings, ya hear? It’s just a fight, after all. Just two fellas tryin’ to prove who’s tougher. And in the end, they probably both gonna be rich, so who’s the real winner, I ask ya?
I tell ya, these young folks, they like watchin’ this stuff. Me? I’d rather watch the chickens peckin’ in the yard. But to each their own, I always say. Just don’t wake me up at 3 in the mornin’ to watch it, ya hear?
In short, Saturday night, Vegas, Charlo and Benavidez, gonna punch it out. Other fights too, like that Gvoz-whatever fella. Don’t stay up too late, and don’t lose your shirt bettin’. That’s all there is to it.
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