Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Carly Baker gal, the one they say is always wearin’ them itty-bitty swimsuits. Folks keep jabberin’ on about her, so I figured I’d take a gander myself.
Now, they call her a “UFC sensation,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy, I reckon. But from what I see, it’s mostly her posin’ in bikinis. Nothin’ wrong with that, I guess. Everyone’s gotta make a livin’, and if showin’ off your figure is how you do it, well, more power to ya.
They say she’s got a whole bunch of followers on them social media thingamajigs. Instagram, Twitter, you name it. Seems like folks can’t get enough of her pictures. I ain’t got one of them smartphones, so I can’t say I’ve seen it all myself. But my niece showed me a few, and sheesh, the girl sure likes her bikinis!
- They say she’s been with this UFC somethin’-or-other since 2013. That’s a long time to be wearin’ next to nothin’, ain’t it? Must be good money in it, I reckon.
- And this summer, they say she’s really been showin’ off. More bikini pictures than you can shake a stick at. Folks are goin’ wild over ’em.
- She’s from the UK, across the big pond. Fancy that, a girl from over there makin’ a splash here with not much more than a smile and a swimsuit.
I ain’t one to judge, mind you. If she wants to wear bikinis, that’s her business. And if folks want to look at her, well, that’s their business too. It ain’t hurtin’ nobody, as far as I can see.
But I gotta say, some of them bikinis, they’re barely there! Just a little bit of cloth and a whole lotta skin. Reminds me of the swimsuits we used to wear back in the day, only smaller! We used to think we were somethin’ else in our swimsuits, but these newfangled ones, they take the cake.
Now, they say she’s 36 years old. That’s a grown woman, ain’t it? Still lookin’ mighty fine, though. Guess that’s what happens when you take care of yourself and spend your days posin’ in the sun. She sure does look like she is havin’ a good time in all them pictures. I tell you what though, if I tried wearin’ somethin’ like that, I’d look like a busted sausage!
I heard tell that one fella said she’s “crushin’ it” with her bikini content. Crushin’ it? What in the world does that even mean? Kids these days, with their fancy words. All I know is, she’s wearin’ bikinis and folks are lookin’. That’s about the size of it.
And it ain’t just any bikinis, mind you. They got all sorts of colors and styles. Some are plain, some are fancy. Some are so tiny, you wonder how they stay on! But she seems to manage just fine. Guess she’s got a knack for it.
So, there you have it. That’s all I know about this Carly Baker. She’s a UFC somethin’-or-other, she wears bikinis, and folks like to look at her. Seems simple enough. And good for her, I say. Everyone’s gotta find their way in this world, and if she’s found hers wearin’ a bikini, well, more power to her. Live and let live, that’s what I always say. Makes no nevermind to me what she wears. She’s a purty thing and seems nice enough in them pictures.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got to go make sure the chickens are fed and my tomatoes are doin’ alright in the garden. This talkin’ about bikinis is makin’ me thirsty! I might just have a nice glass of sweet tea and sit on the porch for a spell. Y’all have a good day now, ya hear?
Tags: [Carly Baker, UFC, Bikini, Swimsuit, Social Media, Instagram, Twitter, UK, Summer]
