Alright, let’s talk about this Cody Rhodes fella. Folks keep askin’ about his eye color, like it’s some big secret. Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t rocket science.
What’s the big deal about his eyes anyway? I ain’t never understood why people get so hung up on these things. But I guess if you’re gonna be on TV, folks are gonna stare at ya. They gonna stare at your eyes, your hair, your fancy pants… the whole shebang.
Now, from what I hear, and what I seen on that there TV, Cody Rhodes got them blue eyes. A real pretty blue, some folks say. Not like the sky blue, mind you. More like… uh… a deep blue, like a lake on a sunny day. You know, the kind you just wanna jump right into.
- But here’s the thing, some folks say they ain’t always blue.
- Sometimes they look kinda green, they say.
- And then there’s talk about him wearin’ them contact things, you know, the little pieces of plastic folks put in their eyes to change the color.
Apparently, when he wears them contacts, his eyes turn brown. Go figure. Why someone would wanna cover up them pretty blue eyes, I’ll never know. But hey, to each their own, I always say.
This Cody fella, he’s a wrestler, you know. A tough one, from what I can tell. He’s got that blonde hair now, though some say he used to have darker hair. And he’s got that nickname, “American Nightmare.” Sounds kinda scary, doesn’t it? But he ain’t nothin’ to be scared of, I reckon. He’s just a fella tryin’ to make a livin’, same as the rest of us. And he’s Dusty Rhodes’ boy, The American Dream’s son. Dusty, now there was a wrestler!
Now, back to them eyes. Some folks are sayin’ he’s got a little bump near his right eye. A cyst, maybe? Or a skin tag? I ain’t no doctor, so I can’t tell ya for sure. But it’s somethin’ folks have noticed. Maybe he got that from wrestlin’, all that bumpin’ and thumpin’ they do. It ain’t easy work, that’s for sure.
So, what’s the final answer on Cody Rhodes’ eye color? Well, it seems like he mostly got blue eyes, but sometimes they look green-ish blue, and when he wears contacts, they’re brown. That’s the long and short of it. Ain’t nothin’ more to say, really. He’s a wrestler, he’s got eyes, and sometimes they look different colors. Case closed.
And let me tell you, this Cody fella, he’s done good for himself. He won that big championship, the one his daddy never got. He beat that Roman Reigns fella, they say. Made his daddy proud, I bet. And all that with them blue eyes, or green eyes, or whatever color eyes he’s got on that particular day.
So there ya have it. Everything you ever wanted to know about Cody Rhodes’ eye color, and probably a whole lot more you didn’t need to know. But that’s just how I tell a story. I give ya all the details, whether ya want ‘em or not. That’s the way things are done ‘round here. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about wrestlers and eyes has made me hungry.
And don’t go askin’ me about no color blindness, whatever that is. If the good lord wanted us to see different colors, he’d a made it so. And that’s all there is to it.
Cody was born in 1985, in Georgia. That’s a long ways from here, I reckon. He’s a wrestler, a businessman, and even an actor, they say. A jack of all trades, just like my grandson, Billy, bless his heart. He’s always tryin’ new things, that boy.
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