Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… Bel Air wrestling, yeah? That’s what the young’uns told me to gab about. Don’t know much about it myself, but I’ll tell ya what I heard.
So, first off, there’s this Bel Air Bobcats team. Sounds like a bunch of scrappy kids, you know? They were wrestlin’ some other team, C. Milton Wright, and they won! Won the last five matches, they did. That’s like, comin’ from behind, right? Good for them, I say. Always root for the underdogs, that’s what my old man used to say. He wasn’t much of a wrestling fan either.
Now, there’s this other Bel Air thing, seems like it’s a TV show or somethin’. Peacock, they call it. And in that show, there’s this woman, Bianca Belair. Heard she’s a wrestler too, a real tough one. A “superstar,” they call her. She was on this show, episode seven, I think. Don’t watch much TV myself, too busy with my chickens and whatnot.
- Heard she’s got a husband, Montez Ford, another wrestler I guess.
- They got kids too, Liam and Morgan. Cute names, huh?
- And they even got their own reality show! Can you believe it? About their lives and all. On some Hulu thingamajig. “Love and WWE” it’s called. WWE? What’s that now? More wrestling, I reckon.
Seems like this Bianca is a big deal. She even teamed up with some other wrestlers, in something called “WarGames.” Sounds scary! Like them video games the grandkids play. And she’s got championships too, whatever that means. Guess she’s real good at thumpin’ people. She and Jade Cargill, they hold those championship thingies, you know?
Then there’s somethin’ about a fight, Meechin versus Bel Air. Don’t know who Meechin is, sounds like a funny name. But a showdown, they called it. Like them old cowboy movies. Probably lots of yellin’ and grapplin’. Wrestling’s like that, I guess. Lots of huffin’ and puffin’.
So, there’s all sorts of Bel Air wrestling stuff goin’ on. You got your high school team, your TV stars, your reality shows. It’s a whole Bel Air wrestling world out there! Who knew? Not me, that’s for sure. But I learned somethin’ today, didn’t I? And now you did too. You’re welcome.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens. They’re probably wonderin’ where their supper is. And that reminds me, gotta get them eggs gathered too. Life in the country ain’t glamorous like them TV wrestlers, but it’s honest work. And that’s good enough for me.
Oh, and one more thing. They said somethin’ about a flight size update for Bel Air wrestling… or maybe it was just flights, not wrestling. Can’t rightly remember. December 6th, they said. Means nothin’ to me. Just more city folk stuff, I guess.
Anyways, that’s all I got on this Bel Air wrestling business. Hope it was what you were lookin’ for. If not, well, that’s just too bad. I did my best, didn’t I? Now go on, get outta here and let an old lady get back to her chores.
Tags: Bel Air wrestling, Bianca Belair, WWE, wrestling team, TV show, reality show, championship, Bel Air Bobcats, Montez Ford, Meechin
