Alright, alright, let me tell ya ’bout this whole Ebanie Bridges and Ryan Garcia thing. I ain’t no fancy writer, just tellin’ it like it is, you know? Like how we gossip ’bout stuff back in the village.
So, this Ryan Garcia fella, he’s a boxer, punches people for a livin’. Apparently, he’s got himself a bit of a messy life, like that time he left his wife, Andrea Celina. Poor gal, had two babies with him, and then, poof, he’s gone. Just like my no-good nephew Jed, always runnin’ off after somethin’ new.
Now, this Ebanie Bridges, she’s somethin’ else. They say she’s a boxer too, but from what I hear, she spends more time takin’ pictures of herself than punchin’ folks. You know, those fancy pictures they put on that…what’s it called…OnlyFans thing? My granddaughter showed me once, nearly choked on my tea! Said she makes good money doin’ that, more than sellin’ eggs at the market, that’s for sure.
Anyways, somehow these two got tangled up in some internet mess. Lord knows how these young folks do things these days. It’s all “social media” this and “tweet” that. Back in my day, if you had somethin’ to say, you yelled it across the fence, not hid behind a little screen.
From what I gather, Ebanie said somethin’ ’bout Ryan, somethin’ not very nice. And boy, did the internet people get all riled up! They started comparin’ him to other fellas, sayin’ he wasn’t as good lookin’ or as strong. You know how folks are, always gotta put someone down to feel better ’bout themselves. Reminds me of the time old Agnes told everyone my pies were too salty, just ’cause hers were always burnt.
Ryan’s got his own problems, that’s for sure. Leavin’ his wife like that, that ain’t right. And messin’ with this Ebanie girl, sounds like a whole heap of trouble. My grandma always said, “Stay away from drama, it’ll stick to ya like mud on boots.”
- Seems like Ryan can’t catch a break. First, his wife leaves him, now this Ebanie girl’s stirrin’ up trouble.
- And Ebanie, bless her heart, she’s just lookin’ for attention, I reckon. Like a rooster crowin’ at dawn, just wants everyone to hear him.
- And the internet folks? Well, they’re just like a bunch of hens peckin’ at a corn cob, never satisfied.
I don’t know what’s gonna happen with these two. Maybe they’ll fight, maybe they’ll make up, maybe they’ll just keep yellin’ at each other online. Young folks these days, they’re somethin’ else. Always gotta have somethin’ to complain about, somethin’ to fight over. Back in my day, we worked hard, ate our supper, and went to bed. No time for all this fussin’ and feudin’.
But hey, that’s just me. I’m just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two. And let me tell ya, this whole Ebanie Bridges Ryan Garcia thing, it ain’t nothin’ but a whole lotta noise. Like a clatter of pots and pans, soon enough it’ll all quiet down. But then again, maybe not. Young folks and their dramas, you just never know!
This Ryan Garcia, he needs to get his act together, that’s what I say. Focus on them babies and stop with this internet nonsense. And that Ebanie girl? Well, maybe she should stick to takin’ pictures and leave the poor fella alone. That’s my two cents, anyway.
So there you have it, the whole story, as best as I can tell it. Not fancy, not perfect, but it’s the truth as I see it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens. They’re less dramatic than these two.
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