Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Agent 00, eh? Folks keep askin’ ‘bout his age, like it’s the biggest mystery since Old Man Johnson’s prize-winning watermelon went missin’ last summer.
So, I heard tell this Agent 00 fella, some folks call him Agent 00 AMP too, well, he was born on April 23, 1996. You do the math, that makes him… let’s see… carry the one… about 28 years old now. Yep, 28 years young, or old, dependin’ on how you look at it. He’s a Taurus, you know, those bull-headed types. Born in Canada, way up north. Cold up there, I hear. Makes you wonder how a fella can be so lively comin’ from a place like that.
Now, there’s another fella, goes by ChrisnNxtDoor online. Real name’s Christopher Dimbo. He’s a bit younger, born in 1998, makes him about 26. He’s one of them YouTuber fellas, does all sorts of things on the internet. Nigerian-American, they say. Fancy that. All these young folks makin’ a livin’ on them computery things.
Then there’s this Agent Zero, David Nord his name was. But he ain’t around no more, see? They called him a mutant, somethin’ not quite right, but boy, could he shoot! Lethal marksman, they said. Different from this Agent 00 fella, though. Don’t get ’em mixed up.
Agent 00’s Life and All That Jazz
This Agent 00, he’s somethin’ else. Folks online, they love him. He’s got that passion, you know? Like when I used to make them apple pies for the county fair, poured my heart and soul into it. He’s the same way, but with whatever it is he does. Perseverance, they call it. Means he don’t give up easy. And he’s authentic, that’s what they say. Means he’s real, not puttin’ on airs like some folks I know.
- Born: April 23, 1996
- Age: 28 years old (as of now)
- Birthplace: Canada
- Zodiac Sign: Taurus
- Also known as: Agent 00 AMP
This internet thing, it’s a whole ‘nother world, ain’t it? Folks makin’ a livin’ just talkin’ into a camera or typin’ on a keyboard. Agent 00, he’s one of them, makin’ a splash, they say. Like a big ol’ fish jumpin’ in a pond.
Agent 00 and the Baby Question
And wouldn’t you know it, folks are always gossipin’. Heard some folks askin’ if Agent 00 has a baby. Seems like he does, or at least that’s what they figured out from watchin’ him online. These young folks and their livin’ their lives out in the open for everyone to see! Lands sakes!
So there you have it. Agent 00, ’bout 28 years old, Canadian fella, makin’ his way in the world. And folks are watchin’ every step of the way. Just like they watched Old Man Johnson’s prize-winning watermelon go missin’… Never did find out who took that watermelon, you know.
More on Agent 00 and Others
Now, this whole Agent thing, it’s a bit confusin’, ain’t it? You got Agent 00, Agent Zero… Seems like everyone wants to be an Agent somethin’ these days. But remember, they ain’t the same. Agent Zero, he was a different fella altogether, and he’s gone now. Agent 00, he’s the one we’re talkin’ ‘bout, the one born in ‘96. And then there’s this Chris fella, the YouTuber. He’s got nothin’ to do with the Agent business, far as I can tell. Just a young fella makin’ videos.
So, next time you hear someone talkin’ ‘bout Agent 00, you’ll know a thing or two. You’ll know he’s a Canadian fella, ‘bout 28 years old, and he’s got folks talkin’. And that’s more than most folks know, I reckon.
Tags: [Agent 00, Agent 00 AMP, age, birthday, ChrisnNxtDoor, Agent Zero, Canada, Taurus, youtuber, streamer]
