Alright, listen up, y’all. We’re gonna talk about them… whatchamacallit… dirty fantasy football names for 2023. You know, the kind that make your grandma clutch her pearls and your buddies spit out their beer.
Now, I ain’t no expert on this fancy football stuff. My idea of a good time is watchin’ the chickens peck in the yard, not some fellas runnin’ around in tight pants. But my grandson, bless his heart, he’s obsessed. And he asked me, he said, “Grandma, you got a good imagination, help me come up with somethin’ funny, somethin’ a little…naughty.” Lord have mercy.
So I been pokin’ around, listenin’ to the young folks talk. And I gotta say, some of these names, they’re somethin’ else. Real eyebrow-raisers, you know? They got them names that play on player’s names, like that Bijan fella. Folks get real creative, I tell ya.
- They got names about bodily functions, which, let me tell you, ain’t somethin’ a lady likes to talk about.
- Then there’s the ones about… well, let’s just say “relations” between men and women. Real spicy, those ones. Some are even about movies, but not the kind you watch with the whole family, no sir.
- And of course, they got names that just make fun of players, ya know, callin’ ’em slow or clumsy or somethin’.
Now, I ain’t gonna repeat none of the real bad ones here. This is a respectable website, after all. But I can give you some ideas, ya know, somethin’ to get your wheels turnin’. Think about things that are a little bit… off-color. Things that make you giggle but maybe also blush a little.
Like, say you got that quarterback, what’s his name, Patrick Mahomes? You could call your team “Mahomes Alone” and then add somethin’ dirty after it, you get the drift?
Or maybe you got a kicker who always misses. You could call ’em somethin’ like… “The Ankle Biters” with another dirty word after it, I ain’t gonna say which. Use your imagination, folks. It ain’t hard.
The point is, you want a name that’s gonna stand out. Somethin’ that’ll make your opponents groan and shake their heads. Somethin’ that’ll get people talkin’. And maybe, just maybe, it’ll bring you a little luck, too. Though I reckon luck in football comes more from havin’ good players than a funny name, but what do I know?
My grandson, he showed me some lists, said they had hundreds of these names. Said folks are always comin’ up with new ones. It’s like a whole ‘nother game, seems like, comin’ up with the dirtiest, funniest name you can think of. He said there’s websites and articles all about it. All this fuss over a silly name!
And let me tell you, some of these names, they ain’t for the faint of heart. They’re crude, they’re vulgar, and they’re definitely not somethin’ you’d want your preacher hearin’. But hey, that’s part of the fun, ain’t it? Pushin’ the boundaries a little, bein’ a little bit rebellious.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a dirty fantasy football name in 2023, don’t be shy. Get creative. Get dirty. And most importantly, get a name that makes you laugh. Just remember, it’s all in good fun. Don’t get nobody’s feelings hurt now, ya hear?
And one more thing, make sure everyone in your league is okay with dirty names. Don’t want to offend nobody sensitive, now. We’re just playin’ a game, after all.
Now, I gotta go check on them chickens. Y’all have fun with your fantasy football and your dirty names. Just try to keep it clean-ish, alright? And may the best team, and the dirtiest name, win!
And if you need some ideas just remember what I said, think about the funny parts of life, the embarrassing parts, and the parts that make you blush. That’s where the best dirty names come from, I reckon.
Anyways, I hope that helped a little. Good luck, and don’t forget to feed them chickens, metaphorical or not.
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