Alright, so you wanna know about this John Cena fella, huh? And how much money he’s got in 2024? Well, lemme tell ya, I heard some things from them TV folks and the internet thingy my grandkids showed me. They say this John Cena, he’s a big deal wrestler, like those strong men on TV who jump around and pretend to fight.
John Cena, that wrestling man, he’s got a whole lotta money, like 80 million dollars! That’s what them internet folks are sayin’. Eighty million! Can you believe it? That’s more money than anyone in our whole village has ever seen, I reckon. I mean, what’s a fella gonna do with all that cash? Buy all the chickens in the world, maybe?
They say he gets most of his money from wrestling, from that WWE thing. You know, the one where they wear those tight pants and shout a lot. He used to wrestle all the time, but now he’s only doin’ it part-time. I guess he got tired of gettin’ thrown around. They say he makes somethin’ like 8 and a half million dollars a year just from that wrestlin’ stuff! That’s a whole lotta dough! More than enough to buy a whole heap of pigs and cows!
But that ain’t all, no sirree! This John Cena, he’s also in them movies now. You know, those things on the big screen where people pretend to be other people. He was in that “Fast X” movie, the one with all the cars racin’ around. And somethin’ called “Jackpot!” too. I ain’t seen ’em myself, but my grandkids say he’s pretty good at actin’. Guess he’s makin’ even more money from that movie stuff. Them Hollywood folks, they pay real good, I hear.
- So, to recap, that John Cena has:
- Around $80 million in total
- Makes about $8.5 million a year from wrestling
- Gets extra money from movies
Now, they also talk about this other fella, Dwayne Johnson, or somethin’. They call him “The Rock.” He’s another one of them wrestlers turned movie stars. But lemme tell ya, this Rock fella, he’s got way more money than John Cena! They say he’s worth somethin’ like 800 million dollars! Can you imagine? That’s almost a billion! He must be swimmin’ in money like a duck in a pond! I heard he’s got all sorts of businesses and deals goin’ on too. Guess that’s how he got so rich.
Anyway, back to John Cena. Eighty million dollars is still a whole heap of money, even if it ain’t as much as that Rock fella has. It’s more money than I can even fathom. I reckon he could buy a whole town with that kind of cash. Or maybe a hundred tractors. Or maybe just a big ol’ pile of candy, who knows? Them rich folks, they do all sorts of crazy things with their money.
So, there you have it. That’s the lowdown on John Cena’s money situation in 2024, as far as I can tell. He’s a rich fella, that’s for sure. But what does it all mean in the end? Money ain’t everything, you know. It can’t buy you happiness, or good health, or good neighbors. But I reckon it can buy you a whole lotta chickens, and that ain’t so bad, I guess.
Just remember, this is all just what I heard from them TV folks and that internet thingy. Don’t take my word as gospel. But it seems like this John Cena fella is doin’ alright for himself. Good for him, I say. He worked hard for it, I reckon. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed my own chickens. They ain’t worth millions, but they give me good eggs, and that’s enough for me.
And that’s the story of how much John Cena is worth, as best as this old woman can tell ya.
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