Okay, so I saw this “Andrew Tate tattoo” trend going around and, uh, I decided to give it a shot. Not a real tattoo, obviously. More like a temporary, see-how-it-feels kind of thing. I’m not about to permanently ink myself with something like that, no way.
First, I gathered my materials. I didn’t want to get fancy, so I just grabbed:
- Some eyeliner – a dark brown one, ’cause black seemed too harsh.
- A printout of a couple of Tate’s… uh… “distinctive” features. I’m talking about the bald head, the strong jawline, you know.
- Baby powder. I heard this helps set the eyeliner and make it last longer.
- Hairspray. Again, for staying power.
So, the process. First, I cleaned the area. I chose my forearm because it’s easy to see and, well, easy to wash off if it all went horribly wrong.
The Application
Then, I started with the eyeliner. I lightly sketched the outline of the… features… using the printout as a guide. It looked pretty ridiculous at this point, I’m not gonna lie. Like a child’s drawing of a potato.
Next, I filled it in. I tried to be all artistic and add some shading, but honestly, it just looked like a smudgy mess. My “Andrew Tate” looked more like a confused, slightly melted snowman.
Once I was (sort of) satisfied with the “art,” I dusted the whole thing with baby powder. This made it look even weirder, like a dusty, confused, slightly melted snowman.
Finally, I sprayed it with hairspray. This was probably a mistake. It made the whole thing sticky and shiny. Now it was a sticky, shiny, dusty, confused, slightly melted snowman.
The result? Let’s just say it wasn’t Instagram-worthy. It looked… well it didint really look like Andrew Tate. And it started to smudge and fade within a couple of hours. It did get a few laughs from my buddies, though. We all agreed: temporary tattoos are probably best left to professionals…or maybe just avoided altogether, especially when it comes to…certain internet personalities.
I quickliy washed it, and my arm was clear again.
