Okay, so I’ve been seeing this “hannah green” thing pop up all over my socials, and honestly, I had no clue what it was. So, naturally, I did what any curious person would do – I dove in to figure it out!

My Little Investigation
First things first, I googled it. Just plain old “hannah green.” You get a bunch of stuff – a golfer, some author, you know, the usual when you search a common name. But nothing really clicked with the stuff I was seeing online.
So, I added some keywords. I think I typed in “hannah green trend” or something like that. That’s when things started to get interesting. I found some articles and videos talking about this “clean girl” aesthetic, and a lot of them mentioned this Hannah Green.
Digging Deeper
It turns out; this Hannah Green is a TikToker, I guess. I watched a few of her videos. A lot of them are, like, “get ready with me” type stuff, makeup routines, outfit styling. Pretty standard influencer content, really.
I noticed she had this very specific style. Super minimalist, lots of neutral colors, slicked-back hair, gold jewelry. It’s, like, the opposite of how I usually dress, which is probably why it caught my eye.
Trying it Out (Sort Of)
I’m not about to overhaul my entire wardrobe, but I did try a few things. I attempted the slicked-back bun – total fail. My hair is way too frizzy for that. I did wear a beige linen shirt I had, though. Felt kinda fancy, not gonna lie.

I also looked into some of the makeup she uses. A lot of it is that “no-makeup makeup” look, which is something I’ve always been curious about but never really mastered. I found a few tutorials online, not necessarily hers, but inspired by the same vibe.
The Verdict?
Honestly, it’s not really my thing. I like a bit more color and, you know, personality in my style. But I can see the appeal. It’s very clean and put-together, and it definitely has a certain vibe. I don’t think I’ll be rocking the slicked-back bun anytime soon, but I might incorporate a few elements here and there. Maybe a neutral-toned outfit every once in a while. Baby steps, right?